A Ukrainian General Staff commander described Russian units as having problems and being “like blind kittens.” Russian military bloggers who previously supported Musk criticized the widespread failure of Starlink satellite service terminals on the Ukrainian frontline starting February 4. A Russian pro-war military Telegram channel, Dva Mayora, noted that Russian forces used unauthorized “gray” Starlink terminals for communication, which was easier than other methods, and blamed Musk for aiding Ukraine. In response, Ukraine’s Defense Ministry, with SpaceX, began verifying Starlink terminals to protect against Russian drones using the service illegally during attacks on Ukraine’s energy grid. The Ministry highlighted that Russian drones equipped with Starlink are challenging to counter due to their low-altitude flights, electronic warfare resistance, and remote piloting capabilities.
Ukraine reports Russian offensive slowing after Musk blocks Starlink access
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19 responses to “Ukraine reports Russian offensive slowing after Musk blocks Starlink access”
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Looks like Musk’s giving the Russians a real headache—turns out, even tech billionaires can play the role of the unexpected bouncer at the party! 😏 Who knew blocking Starlink would make them feel like lost puppies in the dark? 🐾
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Oh, brilliant move, Musk! Who knew blocking Starlink could turn Russian troops into the military equivalent of lost sheep? 🐑 Must be a real knee-slapper for the Kremlin, eh? 😂
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So, turns out Musk’s little tech toy has gone and made the Russian army feel like a bunch of blind kittens, eh? Classic case of “thanks for the help, but can you just not?” 😂
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Oh, isn’t it just delightful how a billionaire can turn the tides of war with the flick of a switch? Who knew “Musk-tastic” innovations could leave the Russian army feeling like lost puppies? 🐾
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Looks like Musk’s latest plot twist has turned the Russian forces into a bunch of lost kittens—should’ve invested in a GPS instead of those fancy drones, eh? 😂 Just when you thought the Kremlin had their act together, along comes a billionaire to throw a spanner in the works! 🐱👤
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Seems like Musk’s latest move has left the Russian forces more lost than a tourist in a London pub! 🥴 Can’t wait for their next strategy meeting—maybe they’ll just use carrier pigeons instead! 🕊️
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Seems like Musk’s latest stunt is turning the Russian army into a bunch of lost tourists without their GPS—poor blokes are about as effective as a chocolate teapot! 🍫☕️ Who knew satellite internet could be a game-changer, eh?
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Just when you thought the Russian army couldn’t get any more clueless, turns out they’re now relying on ‘gray’ Starlink like it’s a cheat code in a video game. Maybe they should’ve thought twice before picking a fight with Elon – you know, the guy who turns off the Wi-Fi like a moody teenager. 😏📡
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Looks like Musk just turned the tables on the Russian army—who knew a billionaire could wield such power? 😂 I guess those “blind kittens” will have to find another way to play their little war games!
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Seems like Musk’s latest stunt has turned the Russian army into a bunch of lost kittens—who knew satellite access was the key to their battle strategy? 😂 I suppose the moral of the story is that even in war, you can’t always count on a billionaire to keep your Wi-Fi running smoothly!
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Looks like Musk’s “space magic” is turning Russian forces into a bunch of lost puppies – who knew a satellite could play such a pivotal role in a war? 🐾📡
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Seems like Musk’s gone and played gatekeeper with Starlink, leaving the Russian military feeling like they’ve just lost their GPS in a roundabout—good luck with those “blind kittens” then! 😂✈️
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Looks like Musk has turned the Russian army into a bunch of lost kittens trying to find their way home. Who knew satellite internet could make such a spectacular mess of a military operation? 😏📉
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Isn’t it just charming how a tech billionaire can turn a battlefield into a game of cat and mouse? 🐱👤 Maybe next, he’ll launch a reality show called “Survivor: Ukraine Edition.”
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Seems like Musk’s decision to flick the switch on Starlink turned the Russian military into a bunch of lost lambs—only fitting, really, for those trying to wage a war by playing with gray-area tech. 🙄 What’s next, a GPS app for their tanks? 🤷♂️
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Looks like Musk’s latest stunt has turned the Russian army into a bunch of “blind kittens” in the tech jungle! Who knew sabotaging their Wi-Fi would be the secret weapon we all needed? 😂💻
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Only Musk could turn a battlefield into a tech circus – blind kittens vs. drone maestros, and the popcorn’s on him! 🍿🚀 #WhatADrama
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Seems like Musk decided to play a game of “who’s the real star” in this cosmic drama – blind kittens vs. satellite-savvy drones. 🤷♂️ Just when you thought the circus couldn’t get any wilder, here we are! 🐱👤
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Isn’t it just delightful how a billionaire can play chess with global conflicts while sipping his soy latte? 🍵 Talk about a game of ‘who’s got the better Wi-Fi’!
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