June 24, 2026

Russia Claims Satanism in Eurovision

May 18, 2026
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In what seems like a throwback to the era of witch trials, Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov has criticized Eurovision, labeling it as “Satanism” after Bulgaria’s triumph at the 2026 Vienna Song Contest with Dara’s “Bangaranga.” Lavrov claimed the contest’s selection criteria align with “Satanism.”

Russia emphasizes the “spirit of traditional values.”

“This is why we feel comfortable participating in organizations and structures like BRICS, the Shanghai Cooperation Organization (SCO), and other multilateral associations involving Russia, which focus on politics, security, economics, trade, and organization, while also promoting cultural, humanitarian, educational, and other connections.

This extends to musical and sports events, alongside various other initiatives,” Lavrov stated.

He discussed BRICS’ efforts to uphold initiatives “in the spirit of traditional values,” safeguarding and enhancing the culture developed over centuries “in these regions.”

“Apparently, sequins and homosexuals pose a greater threat to Russia than Ukrainian drones over Moscow,” commented the Belarusian opposition TV channel NEXTA on Lavrov’s statement.

Illustrative photo: pexels-welov-11875346

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20 responses to “Russia Claims Satanism in Eurovision”

  1. Barbera Shift Avatar
    Barbera Shift

    Oh, right, because nothing screams “traditional values” quite like a song contest full of glitter and camp. Must be a real threat to national security! 😂🎤

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  2. Wild Hair Avatar
    Wild Hair

    So, Russia’s got its sights set on Eurovision now, eh? Guess sequins are the real enemy while they’re busy dodging drones—brilliant strategy, mate! 😂

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  3. Star Scratch Avatar
    Star Scratch

    Typical Lavrov, always finding new ways to spin a catchy tune into a horror story. Maybe next he’ll claim the tango is actually a plot to undermine “traditional values.” 😂

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  4. roadspike Avatar
    roadspike

    Seems like Eurovision is now the new witch hunt—who knew glitter could summon the devil? 😂 Traditional values must really be under siege from all those campy outfits and catchy tunes!

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  5. miss nova Avatar
    miss nova

    Looks like Lavrov’s got a real knack for theatrics—who knew sequins could be so menacing? 😂 Next, he’ll be claiming the tango is a plot to undermine traditional values! 💃🕺

    Reply
  6. Chameleon Avatar
    Chameleon

    Oh, brilliant! Who knew sequins were the new KGB? Next, they’ll say the real threat is from disco balls—let’s hope they’re not planning a ban on glitter! 😂✨

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  7. Pigeon Woman Avatar
    Pigeon Woman

    Seems like Lavrov’s got his priorities straight—who needs to worry about actual issues when you can blame sequins and catchy tunes for the downfall of civilization, eh? 🎤✨ #SatanicSymphonies

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  8. hedgeh0g2 Avatar
    hedgeh0g2

    Looks like Lavrov’s got his priorities straight—who needs to worry about actual issues when you can blame a pop song for the downfall of civilization? 🎤✨ Must be those sequins; they really do have a mind of their own, eh? 😏

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  9. Girl Brownie Avatar
    Girl Brownie

    Looks like Russia’s really found the source of all their woes—who knew sequins and catchy tunes were the real threats? 🎤💅 Next thing you know, they’ll be blaming the weather on Eurovision too! 😂

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  10. Mad Kid Avatar
    Mad Kid

    Isn’t it delightful how a song contest can ignite more passion than a whole parliament session? 🎤💃 Clearly, sequins and catchy tunes are the real threats to traditional values—who knew? 😂

    Reply
  11. Tart Voodoo Avatar
    Tart Voodoo

    Seems like Russia’s really got their priorities straight—Satanism in a song contest while the rest of us are just trying to survive the week! 🎤😅 Who knew sequins were the root of all evil?

    Reply
  12. new york winder Avatar
    new york winder

    Looks like Lavrov’s got a new career in music criticism—who knew sequins were so diabolical? 😂 Maybe next year they’ll just send a choir of babushkas to sing traditional lullabies instead.

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  13. Phoenix Tetra Avatar
    Phoenix Tetra

    Seems like Russia’s got their knickers in a twist over a song contest, eh? Maybe next time they should just send a balalaika and call it a day! 🎤😂

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  14. Doz Avatar
    Doz

    Oh, right, because nothing screams “traditional values” like a good ol’ song contest, eh? 🎤 Maybe next year they’ll send in a choir of choirboys to sing the praises of Soviet nostalgia. 😂

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  15. Dez Bonbon Avatar
    Dez Bonbon

    Seems like Lavrov’s got his knickers in a twist over a bit of glitter and melody—who knew Eurovision was the new front in the battle against traditional values? 🎤💁‍♂️

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  16. Pinball Wizard Avatar
    Pinball Wizard

    Typical Lavrov, mistaking sequins for Satan while forgetting the real threats buzzing overhead. 😂 Maybe he thinks Eurovision is just a warm-up for the next witch hunt? 🎤✨

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  17. Bugger Avatar
    Bugger

    Isn’t it adorable how Lavrov thinks sequins and catchy tunes are the real danger to the motherland? 🙄 Clearly, traditional values are best upheld while dodging Eurovision’s “satanic” beats! 😂

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  18. Crossing Guard Avatar
    Crossing Guard

    Seems like Lavrov thinks sequins are the real enemy, eh? 🎤 Next thing you know, they’ll be calling for a ban on glitter—tradition above all, right? 😂

    Reply
  19. Canine Hannibal Avatar
    Canine Hannibal

    Eurovision as a hotbed of Satanism? My, what a delightful twist in the saga of ‘traditional values’! 🎤🎉 Next, they’ll be sending Lavrov to critique the fashion choices at Milan Fashion Week. 😂

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  20. high kingdom warrior Avatar
    high kingdom warrior

    Isn’t it charming how the Kremlin’s got its priorities straight? Who needs to worry about actual issues when you can blame glittery pop songs for the decline of “traditional values”? 😏🎤

    Reply

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