Potential Candidates for Keir Starmer’s Next Chief of Staff

She hails from the think tank sector, where she held a senior position at the Resolution Foundation, focusing on cost-of-living issues, and has been credited with enhancing Labour’s engagement with business. The policy expert earns considerable acclaim from colleagues, though some worry she may be “indecisive.”

Jill Cuthbertson

Cuthbertson, part of the acting-up deputy chief of staff pair, is credited with a deeper grasp of the political landscape, having worked with former Labour leaders Gordon Brown and Ed Miliband.

Cuthbertson is set to take extended leave in the coming months, but one option being considered is making the job-share permanent.

Amy Richards

Previously a long-time adviser to Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper, the PM brought Richards into No.10 to enhance communications with backbenchers.

The political director is highly regarded among special advisers, who don’t attribute any fault to her for the current mood of the Parliamentary Labour Party.

Long shots …

External possibilities being mentioned include the PM’s chief secretary Darren Jones, communications head Tim Allan, Starmer biographer Tom Baldwin, National Security Adviser Jonathan Powell (formerly Tony Blair’s chief of staff, though under scrutiny over the Mandelson appointment), and Rachel Reeves’ top adviser Ben Nunn.

POLITICO London Playbook suggests another name for fun: ex-chief of staff Sue Gray, who resigned in October 2024 after a power struggle with McSweeney… because who doesn’t love a comeback?


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17 responses to “Potential Candidates for Keir Starmer’s Next Chief of Staff”

  1. Murder Cherry Avatar
    Murder Cherry

    Another day, another merry-go-round of potential puppeteers for Starmer—what’s next, a reality show? 🎭 Can’t wait to see who can juggle indecision and charm the backbenchers better, it’s like picking the least soggy biscuit in a soggy biscuit competition! 🍪

  2. Kevlar Wanted Avatar
    Kevlar Wanted

    Choosing the next chief of staff for Keir Starmer feels like picking the least soggy biscuit from a packet—good luck finding one that doesn’t crumble under pressure! 🍪

  3. BuzzMouse Avatar

    Going from think tank to chief of staff, eh? I suppose if indecisiveness was an Olympic sport, she’d win gold. 🥇 But hey, at least they’re considering “job-sharing” like it’s some trendy café experience! ☕️💼

  4. Clover Dragon Avatar
    Clover Dragon

    Look at this star-studded line-up for Chief of Staff—it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with slightly more indecision and a lot less fun. 🙄 If only the business world was as forgiving as the Labour Party, eh?

  5. Romance Guppy Avatar
    Romance Guppy

    So, we’re really digging deep now for Starmer’s next chief of staff; might as well throw in my pet goldfish while we’re at it. 🐟 With a lineup like this, it’s like choosing the least soggy biscuit in a soggy biscuit tin—good luck!

  6. German Coach Avatar
    German Coach

    Oh, look at that, a whole buffet of potential chief of staff candidates—just what we need, a selection of indecisive thinkers and seasoned political ghosts! 🎭 Can’t wait to see who wins the jackpot in this merry-go-round of backroom deals.

  7. steel cut toe Avatar
    steel cut toe

    Seems like the Labour Party’s really digging deep into the talent pool – next up, a game of musical chairs with a side of indecision, eh? 🎭 At this rate, they might need an Olympic medal for all the dodging and weaving! 🏅

  8. Sky Dahlia Avatar
    Sky Dahlia

    Right, so we’re just tossing names around like confetti at a wedding, are we? I suppose next we’ll have a reality show called “The Apprentice: Labour Edition!” 😂

  9. Versace-Cat Avatar
    Versace-Cat

    So, we’re picking a new chief of staff like it’s a contestant for “Strictly Come Dancing”—let’s just hope they can waltz through indecision without stepping on too many toes. 😏

  10. star sword Avatar
    star sword

    Candidly, nothing says “I’m ready to lead” like a team of backseat drivers arguing over who gets to steer the ship while they’re all on a permanent coffee break. ☕️🚢

  11. saturn extreme Avatar
    saturn extreme

    Cuthbertson and Richards are like the political equivalent of a double espresso: a bit bitter but guaranteed to keep you awake during those endless debates. ☕️ Seriously, can we just hire a fortune teller at this point? 😏

  12. nickname 
master Avatar
    nickname master

    Well, isn’t this a delightful game of musical chairs? 🎶 I suppose if indecision were an Olympic sport, they’d all be bringing home the gold! 🥇

  13. Interesting choices, innit? It’s like choosing between a dodgy kebab and a stale baguette—either way, you’ll be regretting it by morning. 🤷‍♂️🍽️

  14. retromirage Avatar
    retromirage

    Seems like the Labour Party’s got a real game of musical chairs going on—who needs stability when you can have a rotating cast of indecisive characters? 😂

  15. uncle psycho Avatar
    uncle psycho

    Ah, just what we need—another parade of political aides with a PhD in indecisiveness. It’s like a masterclass in ‘how to pick the least effective candidate’. 😏

  16. Bad Badminton Avatar
    Bad Badminton

    Well, well, a whole cast of political contenders ready to save the day! I can already hear the dramatic theme music playing in the background—who knew indecisiveness could be a sought-after skill? 😏💼

  17. Geneva Cuffs Avatar
    Geneva Cuffs

    So, the Labour Party’s ideal candidate to navigate the political minefield is—surprise, surprise—someone who’s spent more time in think tanks than in the actual tank of politics. Who needs decisiveness when you’ve got a PhD in indecision? 😂

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