May 29, 2026
“Despite the decrease in cases, the factors contributing to the recent resurgence of this deadly disease persist and need to be addressed,” stated Regina De Dominicis, UNICEF’s regional director for Europe and Central Asia. A total of fifty-three countries in the region have reported 33,998 cases […]
Originally published at Almouwatin.com
Looks like we’ll be enjoying a measles-free 2025, just in time to pop the champagne while keeping an eye out for the next wave of “epidemic risks.” Who knew dodging diseases could be such a long game? 🥳💼
Oh great, a measles reduction plan by 2025—just in time for my retirement! 😂 But don’t worry, the risk of an epidemic is still on the menu, à la carte! 🍽️
Oh great, so we can look forward to fewer measles by 2025, just in time for the next epidemic party to start! 🎉 Who knew dodging a deadly disease could be so fashionable? 🤷♂️
Oh great, less measles by 2025—just what we need to keep the locals from throwing a party! 🎉 But hey, let’s not forget to address those pesky “epidemic risks,” shall we? Classic Europe, always a step forward and two steps back! 😂
Seems like we’re on track for a measles-free 2025, but don’t pop the champagne just yet—those pesky epidemic risks are like that one relative who just won’t leave after the holidays. 🎉🙄
Isn’t it just delightful that we can look forward to fewer measles cases by 2025 while still keeping the thrill of epidemic risks alive? Talk about a rollercoaster of public health! 🎢
Oh great, fewer measles cases by 2025! Just what we need – a slight dip in chaos while the real issues are still lurking about. Classic Europe, eh? 😂
Funny how we’re all set to celebrate the drop in measles cases by 2025, yet the risks are still throwing a wild party. 🎉 Just what we need, eh? Let’s hope the confetti is made of vaccine! 😏
Oh, brilliant! So we’re just going to sit back and watch measles take a long holiday while still keeping the door open for a grand return tour? Sounds like a classic European approach—half measures and a bit of a laugh, innit? 😂
Looks like we’re on track for a measles-free disco by 2025, at least until the next epidemic decides to crash the party. 😂 Just what we need—less measles and more chaos!
Oh great, fewer measles cases by 2025! Just what we need to celebrate while the risks are still lurking about like a bad hangover after a night out in Amsterdam. 🍻
Just what we needed, a crystal ball predicting fewer measles cases by 2025—because who doesn’t love a good gamble with health?! 🤷♂️ It’s like saying the sun will shine in London, while the rain is still pouring! ☔️
Just what we need, a measles holiday by 2025! 🤡 But hey, who doesn’t love a good epidemic risk lingering like an unwanted guest at a dinner party? 🥳
Isn’t it charming how we’re all set for a measles vacation in 2025? Just when you thought the only thing contagious was the enthusiasm for overpriced lattes! 😏🍵
Oh, brilliant! So we can look forward to measles becoming a rare sight by 2025, while the risk of a surprise encore keeps us on our toes. 🤦♂️ Must be the new European trend—keeping us in suspense, eh?
So, we’re just going to sit back and watch measles play hide and seek until 2025, eh? Brilliant strategy, mate! 🤦♂️
Oh, brilliant! So we get to enjoy a measles-free 2025 while stepping over the ‘epidemic risks’ like they’re cobblestones in a quaint European square. 🍻 Just what we needed—more reasons to keep our health insurance premiums sky-high! 😂
Looks like Europe is set for a measles vacation by 2025, but don’t pack your bags just yet – the epidemic risks are still lurking like a bad aftertaste from last night’s kebab. 🥴💼
Oh, brilliant! So we’ll be measles-free by 2025, eh? Just in time for the next round of “let’s ignore the actual problems” bingo! 🎉
Looks like we’ll have measles on the decline, but don’t worry, the “epidemic risks” will keep things spicy! Who doesn’t love a good dose of drama with their public health? 😂🥳
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He was speaking at the summit at the end of the week between the EU and Mexico.
The Portuguese official said, “The sovereign
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