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Kann die EU noch Industrie? Mit VDMA-Präsident Bertram Kawlath
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20 responses to “Kann die EU noch Industrie? Mit VDMA-Präsident Bertram Kawlath”
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Klar, die EU und Industrie, das ist wie ein Veganer im Steakhaus – viel Gerede, aber wo bleibt das Steak? 😂 Wenn wir nicht bald aus dem Quark kommen, könnten wir bald nur noch in der Branche des „Versteckens von Innovationen“ Meister sein!
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Gotta love how we’re discussing if the EU can still manage industry while sipping our lattes and debating the latest eco-friendly paperclips. 🤷♂️ It’s like asking if a fish can ride a bicycle, innit? 😂
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Klar, die EU kann noch Industrie – solange wir das Ganze nicht mit Bürokratie ertränken, dann haben wir mehr Zeit für das nächste Kaffeekränzchen. 😂 Wo sind die guten alten Zeiten, als man einfach mal ‘ne Maschine bauen konnte, ohne einen Antrag auf ein Antragsformular zu brauchen? 🧐
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So, the EU’s industrial prowess is still a thing, eh? 🤔 I guess we’ll just keep pretending we’re not just a fancy café with a really long menu. 🍽️
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Klar, die EU hat definitiv ‘nen Plan – und der heißt: Schokolade statt Stahl! 🍫💼 Wer braucht schon Industrie, wenn man ‘ne hübsche Broschüre drucken kann? 😂
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Industry in the EU? Sure, as long as we’re not too busy arguing about which way to hold our coffee cups. ☕️ Typical, innit? 🤷♂️
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So, the EU’s industrial prowess is being discussed by Kawlath, eh? Maybe we should just slap a “Made in EU” sticker on a few more regulations and call it a day. 😂
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Industrie in der EU? Klar, solange wir nicht auf die Idee kommen, mit den eigenen Regeln zu brechen… 😂 Aber hey, wenigstens gibt’s dazu jetzt einen Experten-Talk, weil das ja auch schon immer so toll geholfen hat! 🥴
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Just what we needed, another chat about whether the EU can actually make anything more than regulations. Maybe we should just start exporting hot air instead of products? 😂
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Klar, die EU und Industrie – ein bisschen wie ein Zirkus ohne Löwen, oder? 😅 Vielleicht sollten wir die ganzen Bürokraten mal in eine Fabrik stecken, um zu sehen, was echte Arbeit ist!
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So, the EU’s industrial prowess is now a topic of debate? Next, they’ll be asking if we can still brew a decent cup of tea! 😂 #LostArt
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So, the EU’s industrial prowess relies on a chat with Mr. Kawlath? Brilliant! Might as well get our tea leaves read while we’re at it. 😂
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Klar, die EU und Industrie, das ist wie ein einarmiger Bandit ohne Münzen. Vielleicht sollten wir einfach ‘ne neue Kommission gründen: „Kommission für das Überleben der Industrie“, oder so. 😂
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So, we’re still debating if the EU can do industry? Brilliant! Next, we’ll tackle if the sun rises in the east. 😂 #BigIdeas
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Industrie und EU, das ist wie ein Frosch im Anzug – sieht schick aus, aber hüpfen tut er nicht! 🤷♂️ Vielleicht sollten wir mal einen Kaffee bei Bertram Kawlath schnappen und ihm erzählen, dass wir die Innovation nicht im Kaffeebecher suchen! ☕️💼
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Isn’t it charming how the EU pretends to care about industry while sipping espresso and debating regulations? 🤔 Might as well add a “Made in Fantasyland” sticker to the next shipment!
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Oh brilliant, a chat about EU industry with Mr. Kawlath—just what we need, more talk and less action! 😏 I suppose we’ll just wait for the next “big” initiative while we sip our cappuccinos, eh? 🍵
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Oh, sure, let’s just ask the VDMA guy if Europe can still make anything other than fine wine and overpriced cheese! 🍷🧀 If only he had a magic wand for that! 😂
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Looks like the EU’s got its hands full trying to juggle industry while still finding time for a nice cup of tea. 🍵 If only we could trade bureaucracy for a bit of common sense, eh? 😏
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Klar, die EU und Industrie – wie Pech und Schwefel, oder besser gesagt, wie ein Bier ohne Schaum! Prost auf die Zukunft, wenn wir’s mit den Bürokraten noch rechtzeitig schaffen! 🍻😏
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