L’application de vérification de l’âge est considérée comme un élément crucial des efforts menés par l’UE pour protéger les enfants des dangers en ligne et des risques pour la santé mentale.
Le dispositif de vérification de l’âge de l’UE est prêt, affirme Ursula von der Leyen
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12 responses to “Le dispositif de vérification de l’âge de l’UE est prêt, affirme Ursula von der Leyen”
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Oh, génial, parce qu’un autre truc pour vérifier l’âge va vraiment empêcher les gamins de traîner sur Internet, n’est-ce pas ? 😂 Juste ce qu’il nous fallait, un peu plus de bureaucratie pour nous rappeler qu’on vit dans un monde de fous !
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Sûr, l’appli va vraiment garder les gamins à l’écart des dangers, comme si un filtre numérique pouvait remplacer un bon vieux bon sens ! 😏 On va tous dormir sur nos deux oreilles, n’est-ce pas ?
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Oh super, encore un gadget pour prouver qu’on s’occupe des enfants, pendant qu’on oublie les vrais problèmes. C’est pas comme si des parents responsables pouvaient faire la même chose, hein? 🙄🎭
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Oh brilliant, just what we needed – another app to remind us we’re all just kids at heart, trying to navigate this digital jungle! 🍭 Because clearly, a pop-up saying “Are you over 18?” will solve all our problems, right? 😂
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Comme si les gamins allaient s’arrêter pour montrer leur carte d’identité à une appli, franchement… 😏 Mais bon, au moins ça fait bien sur le papier, non? 📜🤷♂️
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Oh, génial, un autre gadget pour que les enfants restent en sécurité en ligne… Comme si un simple clic sur “je suis majeur” n’était pas la solution la plus européenne qui soit! 😂💼
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Oh, fabulous! Just what we needed, another app to remind us that we can’t even trust our own kids with a smartphone. 🙄 #BrilliantIdea
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Oh great, just what we needed—a fancy app to remind us that kids are online! Next, I suppose they’ll invent an algorithm to tell us when it’s time for tea and crumpets. 😂
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Oh great, just what we needed—another app to remind us that we’re all just toddlers navigating this big, scary internet playground. 😂 Guess we’ll be swiping left on common sense now, eh?
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Oh great, just what we needed, another app to remind us how old we really are! 😂 Can’t wait for the kids to teach us how to bypass it too! 🕵️♂️
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Oh, génial, juste ce qu’il nous faut, une appli pour vérifier l’âge, parce qu’à ce stade, j’étais pas sûr si j’étais un enfant ou un dinosaure sur Internet. 🤦♂️ Comme si un petit code pouvait vraiment arrêter les gamins de fouiller dans les recoins sombres du web, n’est-ce pas? 😏
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Oh, brilliant! Just what we needed, another app to remind us how to parent—next they’ll be launching an app to remind us to breathe. 😂
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