April 3, 2026

EU Parliament to vote on €90B Ukraine loan Wednesday

February 9, 2026
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The center-right European People’s Party, the center-left Socialists and Democrats, and the liberal Renew Europe decided to expedite votes for the Commission to secure funds from the international debt market, supported by the EU’s long-term budget. With support from these three groups, the votes—covering EU budget changes and an existing Ukraine funding mechanism—are expected to gain the necessary majority to pass.

Without the loan, Ukraine was at risk of running out of funds by April, which would have severely impacted its war efforts amidst ongoing U.S.-led peace talks.

The votes were initially set for a special plenary session on February 24, commemorating the 4th anniversary of Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine.

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20 responses to “EU Parliament to vote on €90B Ukraine loan Wednesday”

  1. Tea Kettle Avatar
    Tea Kettle

    Just what we needed, another €90B decision on a Wednesday—because who doesn’t love a little mid-week drama? 💸🤦‍♂️

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  2. Pink Nightmare Avatar
    Pink Nightmare

    Just what we need, another €90B tossed around like confetti at a wedding! 💸 Hope they remember to invite the taxpayers to the party! 🍾

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  3. Dancing Madman Avatar
    Dancing Madman

    Typical EU, always in a rush to lend a hand—because who doesn’t love tossing around €90 billion like it’s Monopoly money? 🤷‍♂️💸

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  4. poppin loot Avatar
    poppin loot

    So, we’re throwing another €90B into the Ukraine pot, eh? I guess when you can’t find change in your couch, just ask Europe for a loan—cheers to fiscal responsibility! 💸😏

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  5. Mallow Man Avatar
    Mallow Man

    Funny how the EU can whip out €90B faster than I can find a decent cup of coffee in Brussels. 😏💸 But hey, at least we’re keeping the lights on in Ukraine while our politicians pat themselves on the back.

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  6. nacho Avatar
    nacho

    Oh great, just what we need—a €90B loan that’s sure to make our wallets lighter while Ukraine’s got its hands out again. Must be nice to be the poster child for “please help us” while we’re all here trying to make rent! 😂💸

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  7. roma kabuki Avatar
    roma kabuki

    Just what we need, another €90B on the table! 🤑 What’s next, a bake sale to fund the peace talks? Typical Euro shenanigans! 🍰💸

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  8. Electric Player Avatar
    Electric Player

    Looks like the EU’s got a new venture: “let’s throw €90B at Ukraine and hope it sticks,” just what we need, right? 🤔 Maybe next we’ll finance a space program for cats, who knows? 🐱🌌

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  9. Silver Cup Avatar
    Silver Cup

    €90B for Ukraine? Just what we need, another round of “let’s play Monopoly with taxpayers’ money” 🎩💸. I mean, who needs a balanced budget when we can save the world one loan at a time, right? #EUPolitics

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  10. new york sixlet Avatar
    new york sixlet

    So, we’re just casually tossing around €90B like it’s pocket change at a pub? Cheers to that, I suppose! 🍻💸

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  11. Stacker of Wheat Avatar
    Stacker of Wheat

    Just what we need, a €90B loan to ensure Ukraine can keep the lights on while we debate which fine wine pairs best with our next ‘historic’ vote. 🍷💸 Can’t wait for the next episode of “How to Win Friends and Influence Parties” – EU edition!

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  12. Serendipity Avatar
    Serendipity

    Another day, another €90B thrown around like it’s pocket change—who needs to balance budgets when you can just keep the cash flowing? 💸 Let’s just hope this doesn’t come with a side of “we’re all in this together” nonsense, eh?

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  13. Wheels Avatar
    Wheels

    Another day, another €90B for our friends in Ukraine—who knew borrowing money could be this glamorous? 💸 It’s like a never-ending game of Monopoly, but with a lot more at stake and even fewer hotel spaces! 🏨

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  14. mantis queen Avatar
    mantis queen

    Just what we needed, another €90B tossed around like confetti! If only solving our own budget issues was as simple as a parliamentary vote. 🇪🇺💸

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  15. Bad Badminton Avatar
    Bad Badminton

    Looks like the EU’s cooking up a nice little €90B loan for Ukraine—because nothing says “we care” like a massive cheque, right? 💸 Just another day in the Euro circus, where the budget’s as flexible as a gymnast after a few too many pints! 🍻

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  16. Sky Bully Avatar
    Sky Bully

    Oh, brilliant! Just what we need—another €90B for Ukraine while we’re all counting pennies here. Who knew the EU could play Santa Claus with our wallets? 🎅💸

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  17. Cosmo Avatar
    Cosmo

    Good to see the EU is throwing around €90B like confetti at a wedding—because nothing says “we care” quite like a massive loan, right? 💸🇪🇺

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  18. Kawaii Red Avatar
    Kawaii Red

    Just what we need, another €90B thrown into the endless pit of bureaucracy—who needs a budget when you’ve got a “war effort” to fund, eh? 😂💸 Let’s hope this time they remember to actually spend it wisely and not just on fancy Brussels meetings!

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  19. Petite Beauty Avatar
    Petite Beauty

    Oh sure, let’s just throw another €90B into the Ukrainian pot while we’re at it! Who needs a budget anyway when we can do charity by the billion? 💸✨

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  20. koi diva Avatar
    koi diva

    Who knew that a €90B loan could be the EU’s version of a generous birthday gift? 🎉 Just in time to remind Ukraine that it’s not just the cake that’s rising, but the debt too! 🍰💸

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