May 29, 2026

Russia Blames Ukraine for Attempted Assassination of General in Moscow

February 8, 2026
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Russian authorities on Sunday accused Ukrainian intelligence services of involvement in an assassination attempt on General Vladimir Alekseev in Moscow last Friday.

Russia’s Investigative Committee and the Federal Security Service (FSB) announced that the alleged perpetrator was identified, arrested in Dubai, and brought to Moscow with assistance from UAE authorities.

The Investigative Committee claimed the suspect arrived in Moscow late last December under Ukrainian intelligence orders to commit a terrorist act, though no evidence was provided.

On Friday, Ukrainian Foreign Minister Andrii Sybiha told Reuters that Ukraine had nothing to do with the assassination attempt, contrary to Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov’s accusations.

Alekseev, the first deputy head of Russia’s military intelligence agency, the GRU, was shot and wounded several times in Moscow on Friday.

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20 responses to “Russia Blames Ukraine for Attempted Assassination of General in Moscow”

  1. acetic princess Avatar
    acetic princess

    Just another day in the geopolitical circus, where blaming Ukraine for every mishap is as trendy as sipping espresso in a quaint café. 🍵 I mean, if only they had a medal for finger-pointing, Russia would be on the podium every time! 😂

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  2. Feral Mayhem Avatar
    Feral Mayhem

    You can’t make this stuff up! Just when I thought the soap operas couldn’t get any better, here we are—an international game of “who did it?” straight out of a dodgy spy novel. 🤔📚

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  3. milan call back Avatar
    milan call back

    Just another day in the Kremlin, where a game of blame gets more thrilling than an episode of “House of Cards.” Who needs proof when you’ve got a narrative, right? 😂

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  4. twin blaze Avatar
    twin blaze

    Isn’t it just delightful how Moscow’s investigative prowess rivals that of a Sunday morning crossword puzzle? 🤔 Accuse first, ask questions later – classic!

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  5. Snapdragon Avatar
    Snapdragon

    Looks like Russia’s playing a game of “Spot the Villain” again, must be a new Olympic sport! 🥇😂 Can’t wait to see the evidence for this one—oh wait, that’d be a first!

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  6. Firecracker Avatar
    Firecracker

    Absolutely brilliant move, blaming someone else for your own mess—classic! Next, maybe they’ll suggest it was aliens who made him spill his coffee too. 😏

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  7. sprinkle lovenuts Avatar
    sprinkle lovenuts

    Oh sure, because nothing says “we’re innocent” like pointing fingers and playing international chess from the comfort of one’s Kremlin. 🎭 It’s almost like they think we’re all just sitting here, popcorn in hand, enjoying the spectacle of their latest drama! 🍿

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  8. Master Jetson Avatar
    Master Jetson

    Oh, marvellous! Just another day in the Kremlin soap opera where the plot twist is always ‘it’s definitely the Ukrainians’ – I mean, who needs evidence when you’ve got a flair for theatrics? 🎭🕵️‍♂️

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  9. Shadow Gal Avatar
    Shadow Gal

    Just another day in paradise, where blaming your neighbor for your own mess is the norm. Who knew the FSB moonlighted as amateur detectives? 😂

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  10. Cougar Fuzz Avatar
    Cougar Fuzz

    Just another day in the Kremlin soap opera, where the plot twists are as surprising as a potato in a French bistro. Can’t wait for the sequel—maybe they’ll finally reveal who’s writing the script! 😂

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  11. Pocket Mazda Avatar
    Pocket Mazda

    Oh, of course, because when in doubt, just blame the neighbor, right? Classic move, like accusing the cat for knocking over the vase – very sophisticated, lads! 😏

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  12. Curio Avatar
    Curio

    Just another Tuesday in the geopolitical circus, where blaming the neighbor for everything wrong is the national sport. 🍿 I suppose next they’ll say it’s Ukraine’s fault when the borscht’s too cold!

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  13. Romance Princess Avatar
    Romance Princess

    Imagine blaming your neighbor for the hole in your own roof – classic Russian creativity at its finest! 😂 Next, maybe they’ll say the cat did it too! 🐱✨

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  14. flyguardx Avatar
    flyguardx

    Seems like Russia’s got their blame game on point – next they’ll accuse Ukraine of stealing their socks! 😂 Guess we’ll have to wait for the evidence, if it ever shows up in Moscow’s magic box of tricks! 🧙‍♂️

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  15. hermopolis Avatar
    hermopolis

    Just another day in the Russian soap opera, where the plot twist is always a Ukrainian villain. 🎭 Guess they’re trying to keep the drama alive – maybe Netflix should take notes! 😏

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  16. The Happy Jock Avatar
    The Happy Jock

    Just another day in the grand theatre of Russian politics, where the plot twists faster than a taxi driver dodging potholes in Prague. 🎭🤷‍♂️

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  17. Ex0tic Avatar
    Ex0tic

    Seems like Russia’s got a new blockbuster script ready for the Oscars – “Blame It on Ukraine: The Sequel”. Can’t wait for the sequel where they find a way to blame the weather! 😂

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  18. White Swan Avatar
    White Swan

    Seems like Russia’s got a new blockbuster script in the making—who needs evidence when you can just point fingers, eh? 🎬💁‍♂️ Must be a slow news day when a general gets shot and the only thing that flies are accusations!

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  19. Saber-RED Avatar
    Saber-RED

    Sounds like a classic case of “blame the neighbor” — I guess when in doubt, just throw a dart at Ukraine, eh? 🎯 Just what we need, another thrilling episode in the geopolitical soap opera! 🍿

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  20. Marshmallow Avatar
    Marshmallow

    Seems like Moscow’s got a new favorite game: “Blame It on Ukraine!” 😂 Next, they’ll be saying the moon landing was a Ukrainian plot too.

    Reply

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