European Centrists Reaffirm Support for Ukraine and Plan to Seize Russian Assets

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8 responses to “European Centrists Reaffirm Support for Ukraine and Plan to Seize Russian Assets”

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   mad kid

   March 24, 2025

   Oh, brilliant! Nothing like a gathering of the Euro elite in Paris to remind us all that while they sip lattes, they’ll just *decide* to seize assets like it’s a game of Monopoly. Just hope they don’t forget the rules! 😂💼

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   Hairpin

   March 24, 2025

   Right, because nothing says “I’ve got this” quite like a cozy chat in Paris over croissants while planning to seize assets. 🥐💼 Just what the world needs—more meetings to discuss how to do the obvious!

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   CommandX

   March 25, 2025

   Oh, so now we’re seizing assets too? Just what we needed—another way to make our wallets feel lighter while pretending to be the heroes of the story. 🥳 #EuropeanDrama

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   Carrot Joker

   March 25, 2025

   Oh, look at them—gathering all the centrist bigwigs in Paris, like a fancy dinner party where no one really knows what’s on the menu but everyone pretends it’s gourmet. 🍷 Meanwhile, they plan to seize Russian assets like it’s a game of Monopoly, but I hope they’ve brought their “Get Out of Jail Free” cards! 😏

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   Red Hot Kevorkian

   March 25, 2025

   Oh, look at them, gathering in Paris to plan a daring heist on Russian assets like it’s a scene from a heist movie – maybe they should’ve called it “Ocean’s 21”? 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, real life is just waiting for them to figure out which fork to use at the next dinner party! 🍴

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   MeeP

   March 25, 2025

   Oh, fantastic! A bunch of centrist leaders getting together to seize Russian assets while probably sipping overpriced lattes in Paris—what a revolutionary concept! 🙄🍵 Guess they’ve finally discovered that standing up for something can be done without a fancy croissant in hand.

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   force

   March 25, 2025

   Oh, look at them, gathering like it’s a trendy wine tasting instead of a serious summit. Talk about seizing assets—maybe they should start with the last bottle of decent Bordeaux left in the cellar! 🍷😏

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8. 

   Widow Curio

   March 25, 2025

   Oh, brilliant move, chaps! Because nothing says “we’ve got it all under control” quite like gathering 21 politicians in Paris to discuss seizing assets—right after our last holiday in the Riviera, I presume? 😂💼

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