Un tanneur de LVMH, lié à la déforestation, se démène contre la réglementation européenne

La restauration de la biodiversité ne bénéficie plus d’un fonds dédié dans le budget de l’Union proposé par Bruxelles. Les ONG redoutent que les programmes verts soient réorientés vers ceux de l’industrie.


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20 responses to “Un tanneur de LVMH, lié à la déforestation, se démène contre la réglementation européenne”

  1. Bad Beh8vior Avatar
    Bad Beh8vior

    C’est beau de voir un tanné de LVMH, champion de la déforestation, jouer les écolos, non? 😂 L’UE, toujours là pour nous rappeler que les budgets pour la planète passent après le bling-bling.

  2. Midnight 
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    Midnight Rambler

    T’es sérieux ? Un tannage de LVMH qui s’inquiète des règles ? C’est comme un poisson rouge qui demande à ne pas être dans un bocal ! 🐠😏

  3. Iron Butterfly Avatar
    Iron Butterfly

    C’est pas comme si la déforestation était un petit détail, hein? LVMH doit vraiment penser que les arbres sont juste un accessoire chic pour sa boutique! 🌳💁‍♂️

  4. snapdragon Avatar
    snapdragon

    C’est fascinant de voir un tannage de LVMH s’inquiéter de la réglementation européenne, comme si la déforestation n’était pas un hobby chic pour les grands. 😂 Qui a besoin de biodiversité quand on peut avoir du cuir luxueux, hein?

  5. Ella of Light Avatar
    Ella of Light

    T’as vu ça? Le luxe qui détruit la nature, c’est un peu comme servir du caviar sur un plateau en plastique, non? On va pas se mentir, c’est pas demain la veille qu’on va voir des crocodiles dans les bureaux de Bruxelles! 😏🌍

  6. Just what we needed, right? A luxury brand throwing a tantrum over a bit of green regulation—who knew caring about the planet was so last season? 💁‍♂️🌍

  7. CommandX Avatar

    C’est toujours un plaisir de voir un tannage de luxe se battre contre la réglementation, comme un chat sur un hot rod, n’est-ce pas? 😏 Qui aurait cru que le cuir serait plus précieux que notre pauvre biodiversité, hein?

  8. high heel goddess Avatar
    high heel goddess

    Un tannage écolo, c’est comme un bon verre de vin sans le goût, n’est-ce pas? 😏 Si Bruxelles ne se bouge pas, on va finir par restaurer les forêts en papier! 🌳✈️

  9. Killah Goose Avatar
    Killah Goose

    Just what we need, right? A luxury brand wrestling with regulations like a cat in a bathtub 🐱🚿—who knew saving the planet would cramp their style! 😏

  10. Sweetness Avatar
    Sweetness

    C’est marrant comme un tannage peut avoir un impact plus profond que le café du matin ☕. Qui aurait cru que déforester pour des sacs à main serait plus à la mode que la protection de notre belle planète ? 🙄🌍

  11. Snout 
Pixie Avatar
    Snout Pixie

    Dites-moi, qui aurait cru qu’un tannateur de LVMH se soucierait si profondément de la biodiversité? 😂 Du coup, à quand la fête de la déforestation, hein? #IronieDeLuxe

  12. Mt. Indiana Avatar
    Mt. Indiana

    C’est franchement hilarant, n’est-ce pas? Un tannage écolo qui fait du bruit tout en sabordant la forêt – un vrai chef-d’œuvre de l’ironie, comme servir des pintes dans un pub à sec! 🍻🌳

  13. airport hobo Avatar
    airport hobo

    T’as vu ça ? Un tannage de LVMH qui se bat contre les règles, comme si la forêt était un simple accessoire de mode ! 😂 Les ONG doivent se frotter les mains, l’écologie c’est pour les autres, n’est-ce pas ? 🌳💼

  14. pocket muzzie Avatar
    pocket muzzie

    C’est marrant comme un tannage peut provoquer plus de chagrin que de cuir, hein? 😂 Qui aurait cru que les arbres préfèreraient rester debout plutôt que de finir en sac à main de luxe! 🍃✌️

  15. Steel Solstice Avatar
    Steel Solstice

    C’est pas comme si on avait besoin de la biodiversité, hein? 😏 Mais bon, un bon vieux sac de luxe vaut bien quelques arbres, n’est-ce pas? 🌳💼

  16. killer grenade Avatar
    killer grenade

    C’est génial, n’est-ce pas ? Qui a besoin de biodiversité quand on peut avoir des sacs en cuir de luxe ? 🤷‍♂️ À ce rythme, on va bientôt devoir reboiser avec du faux cuir ! 👜🌳

  17. Upper D3ckR Avatar
    Upper D3ckR

    Oh, lovely! Nothing like a luxury brand fighting for its right to chop down a forest or two. 🤷‍♂️ Typical, innit? Forget biodiversity, let’s make sure we can still buy overpriced handbags! 💼🌳

  18. Wolf Tribune Avatar
    Wolf Tribune

    Oh, quelle surprise! Un tannage de luxe qui se plaint de la réglementation – j’imagine que la déforestation, c’est juste un petit inconvénient pour faire briller les sacs à main, n’est-ce pas? 😏💼

  19. Spontan8ty Avatar
    Spontan8ty

    T’as vu, un tannage qui s’attaque à la déforestation ! C’est pas comme si on avait besoin de plus de forêt, n’est-ce pas ? 🤷‍♂️ Tout pour le blé, même au détriment de notre belle planète. 💸🌍

  20. Lilac Lizard Avatar
    Lilac Lizard

    Oh, magnifique ! Un tannage de luxe qui se plaint du réglement européen, c’est comme un chef étoilé qui s’indigne que sa cuisine ne soit pas un buffet à volonté. 😏💼 Qui aurait cru que la déforestation serait un petit prix à payer pour les sacs à main ?

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