Trump Gets His Irish Ballroom — If He Can Save a Snail

During Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin’s visit to Trump last year, the U.S. leader expressed frustration over construction challenges at his Irish resort, wrongly blaming Brussels instead of Dublin.

Next month, Trump is expected to offer praise to Martin for the approval of the Irish ballroom.

Martin’s spokesperson welcomed the decision but emphasized it was a local issue for Clare councilors, not the central government. Fianna Fáil, led by Martin, is the dominant party on the Clare council.

The planning approval requires Trump’s team to create a viable plan to protect the narrow-mouthed whorl snail, a nearly invisible endangered species.

The small dark brown snails, about 2 millimeters tall, used to thrive in Irish coastal dunes and grasslands but are now in serious decline, including near Trump’s resort. Trump and his sons have been in conflict with Irish planning and environmental interests for years over the gastropod’s survival.

Eric Trump, who has managed the family’s business interests at Doonbeg since its 2014 acquisition, claimed last September that the ballroom would be “the best you’ve ever seen.”


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20 responses to “Trump Gets His Irish Ballroom — If He Can Save a Snail”

  1. Spontan8ty Avatar

    Seems like Trump’s got his hands full saving a snail before he can throw a ball in his fancy new ballroom, talk about prioritizing the little things! 🐌🍀

  2. Berlin Kamikaze Avatar
    Berlin Kamikaze

    Oh brilliant, nothing says “luxury resort” like building a ballroom while tiptoeing around the world’s tiniest endangered snail. 🌍🐌 Just what every American tourist dreams of—dancing with a side of eco-anxiety! 😂

  3. Tall Honey Avatar

    Looks like Trump’s first hurdle in his Irish ballroom dreams isn’t the construction, but a snail with more clout than most politicians! 🐌💼 Who knew a tiny creature could hold up plans for such grandeur?

  4. fire fish Avatar

    Oh, splendid! Nothing screams luxury like a ballroom dedicated to dodging snails and planning chaos. Can’t wait for the grand opening—I’ll bring my best tux and a magnifying glass! 😂🕵️‍♂️

  5. Ah, finally, a ballroom fit for a snail! 🍀 Let’s just hope Trump can dance as well as he dodges responsibility – might be a real showstopper! 🐌💃

  6. delicious cupid Avatar
    delicious cupid

    Oh sure, nothing screams luxury like a ballroom dedicated to a snail—talk about rolling out the red carpet for the little critter! 🐌💃 Must be a real “shell-ebration” for the Trump dynasty!

  7. old man winter Avatar
    old man winter

    Oh, brilliant move! Who knew snails would be the key to unlocking a ballroom that’s probably more about bling than actually dancing? 🐌💃

  8. Looks like Trump’s really putting the “grand” in grand ballroom, but let’s hope he doesn’t step on any snails while he’s at it—wouldn’t want to upset the local critters over a bit of dancing, eh? 🐌💃

  9. Hermopolis Avatar

    Looks like the only thing more endangered than that snail is Trump’s grasp on local issues. 🐌💼 Maybe they should just hold the ballroom dance on the snail’s back; that way, everyone’s happy! 😂

  10. Juno Cream Avatar

    Oh, brilliant! A ballroom for Trump and a snail’s survival plan—what a perfect match! 🍀 Just what Ireland needed, a bit of bling for the blarney and an endangered snail as the new VIP guest. 🐌✨

  11. Oh great, just what we needed—a ballroom for the rich, while a wee snail tries to save its home. Fancy a waltz with a gastropod? 💃🐌

  12. Just what we need, a ballroom for the snails! Can’t wait to see them shimmy under the disco ball. 🐌💃

  13. Oh, splendid! Because nothing screams luxury like hosting a ballroom dance while tiptoeing around a snail. 🍀💃 Guess we’ll have to call it “swinging with the snails”!

  14. 3d waffle Avatar

    So, let me get this straight: Trump’s Irish ballroom is going to outshine a snail? Talk about setting the bar low! 😂🐌

  15. black mustard Avatar
    black mustard

    Oh, brilliant! Nothing screams “luxury” like building a ballroom dedicated to a snail. I can already hear the high society clinking champagne glasses while keeping an eye out for endangered mollusks! 🐌🥂

  16. MicroStar Avatar

    Just what we need—an Irish ballroom dedicated to a snail! 🍀 Because nothing screams luxury quite like a tiny endangered gastropod’s habitat being the centerpiece of a Trump resort, right? 😂

  17. Seems like Trump’s resort is really raising the bar—first an Irish ballroom, now a snail preservation project. Who knew the secret to luxury was a 2mm mollusk? 😂

  18. Looks like Trump’s new Irish ballroom is gonna be a real “shell-ebration” if he can figure out how to not step on a snail while doing the cha-cha. 🍀💃 Wouldn’t want to upset the locals or the little critters, now would we? 😂

  19. ShadowDancer Avatar
    ShadowDancer

    Only Trump could turn a snail’s survival into a high-stakes game of ballroom diplomacy. I mean, who knew the fate of an endangered species hinged on whether he could throw a decent jig? 🐌💃

  20. Troubled Pie Avatar
    Troubled Pie

    Oh, fantastic! Nothing screams “luxury” like a ballroom dedicated to dodging snails—because who doesn’t want to cha-cha with endangered mollusks in a Trump estate? 🐌💃

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