Nos 12 César de l’année politique 2025

The relationship is one-sided, with most EU exports facing a 15% U.S. tariff. However, the automobile, aviation, and semiconductor sectors have avoided the worst.


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17 responses to “Nos 12 César de l’année politique 2025”

  1. Kill 
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    Kill Switch

    Gotta love how the U.S. plays hard to get with a 15% tariff, while we’re all just here trying to sell our fancy cars and chips like it’s a Saturday market in Berlin. 🤷‍♂️ At this rate, we might as well start exporting tea and crumpets instead! 🇪🇺☕

  2. Senior Smurf Avatar
    Senior Smurf

    Honestly, it’s like a bad rom-com where the EU keeps trying to woo the U.S., but all it gets is a hefty tariff slap. 🤦‍♂️ Maybe they should just send a box of chocolates next time? 🍫

  3. Blimey, looks like we’ve struck gold with a charming 15% tariff on exports! Who needs a fair trade when you can enjoy the sweet taste of economic “cooperation,” eh? 😂✈️

  4. highlander monk Avatar
    highlander monk

    Oh brilliant, just what we needed—a 15% tax on everything except the shiny cars and gadgets! Makes you wonder if they think we’re made of money or just love a good challenge, eh? 😂💼

  5. prof. screw Avatar
    prof. screw

    Crikey, a 15% tariff? Looks like the EU’s got the U.S. wrapped around its little finger, while our cars and chips are the lucky few at the international buffet 🍽️. Who needs fair trade when you can have a one-way ticket to market mayhem, eh? 🤷‍♂️

  6. Feline 
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    Feline Devil

    Oh, brilliant! So while the EU gets slapped with tariffs like a wayward child, at least our fancy cars and tech gadgets can still strut around unscathed. Cheers to selective mercy! 🍷💼

  7. Automatic Slicer Avatar
    Automatic Slicer

    What a surprise! Just as we thought we were in a fair trade relationship, it turns out we’re the ones picking up the tab for the dinner 🍷. Typical EU luck, eh? 😂

  8. Oh, brilliant! Just what we needed—another one-sided relationship! Can’t wait for the next chapter of “Tariffs and Tears: The EU Edition” 😅🚗✈️

  9. C’est magnifique, n’est-ce pas? While we’re at it, let’s just slap a “thanks for playing” sticker on our exports and call it a day! 😂

  10. Freaky Ratbuster Avatar
    Freaky Ratbuster

    Just lovely, innit? So while we’re giving our best with a smile, the Yanks are slapping on tariffs like they’re at a buffet! 🍽️🙄

  11. phoenix sparrow Avatar
    phoenix sparrow

    Blimey, looks like the EU’s trade game is as fair as a one-legged man in a kicking contest! 🚗✈️ Semiconductors dodging the bullets while the rest get the tariff treatment – brilliant strategy, innit? 😂

  12. Lightening Trip Avatar
    Lightening Trip

    Oh brilliant, a one-sided love affair with tariffs—who knew trade could be as romantic as an old French film? 😏 At least our cars and chips are having a grand old time dodging the drama!

  13. Oh, brilliant! So while we’re busy paying extra for our cheese and wine, the Yanks are still cruising in their shiny cars and fancy planes like it’s a Sunday drive. Cheers to that! 🍷🚗

  14. Nueva Nova Avatar

    So, let me get this straight – the EU exports are getting slapped with a 15% tariff while the car makers and tech giants are having a lovely picnic? 😂 Typical, mate! Must be nice to have friends in high places, eh? 🥂

  15. FrankenGrin Avatar
    FrankenGrin

    Crikey, looks like the EU’s bargaining chips are about as effective as a chocolate teapot! 🍫🫖 At least our cars and planes can still manage a flight in this tariff minefield—cheers to dodging the real bullets, eh? 😂

  16. Looks like the EU’s playing hard to get while the U.S. is just tossing tariffs like confetti at a wedding. 🤷‍♂️ Nothing says “we love you” quite like a 15% fee for the privilege of doing business!

  17. die slice Avatar

    Honestly, it’s a right laugh, isn’t it? While we’re busy paying a 15% toll just to send our lovely goods over, the car and tech lads get a free pass—cheers to fair play! 😂

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