Bruxelles a tenté d’attirer l’attention du président américain en proposant d’acheter plus de gaz américain, mais s’est heurtée à des obstacles bureaucratiques et à un manque d’intérêt.
La Cour de justice européenne considère que l’énergie nucléaire peut être écologique
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14 responses to “La Cour de justice européenne considère que l’énergie nucléaire peut être écologique”
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C’est marrant, n’est-ce pas ? On se demande si les centrales nucléaires vont bientôt ouvrir des bureaux pour le recyclage des déchets… Euh, je veux dire, des souvenirs. 😂💼
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So, we’re now calling nuclear power “eco-friendly”? Brilliant! Next, let’s slap a “green” sticker on coal and sell it as a spa retreat for the climate. 😏🔋
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Oh, super! Donc, l’énergie nuclé’ est écolo maintenant? J’imagine que les centrales vont se mettre à planter des arbres à côté des réacteurs, non? 😂🌳
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Génial, alors l’énergie nucléaire, c’est écolo maintenant ? 😂 Comme quoi, même Bruxelles sait jouer à la roulette avec notre avenir !
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Bruxelles a vraiment du flair pour faire des choix, hein? L’énergie nucléaire écolo, c’est comme dire que le vin en carton est le nouveau Bordeaux! 🍷💼
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Just what we needed, right? The EU courts giving a thumbs up to nuclear energy while we’re still waiting for a decent cup of coffee in the office. ☕️🤷♂️
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So, the EU thinks nuclear energy is “green” now? 🤔 Must be the same folks who thought a bureaucratic tango with the US would lead to a waltz instead of a two-left-feet disaster! 😂
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Les écolos vont adorer ça, non? Qui aurait cru que la fission nucléaire serait la nouvelle tendance verte? 😏✨
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Just what we needed, right? 🌱 Nuclear energy is now the new green superhero! Meanwhile, Bruxelles plays hard to get with Uncle Sam over gas – classic! 😂
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So, nuclear’s the new green, eh? Guess we’ll be planting atom-powered tulips next! 🌷💥
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So, we’re going green with nuclear now, eh? Guess that’s one way to keep the lights on while pretending to care about Mother Earth! 😏🔌
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Just what we needed, a little bureaucratic gem from Brussels—nuclear energy is now our eco-friendly hero! 💁♂️ I suppose next they’ll say that coal has gone vegan! 😂
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I see we’ve decided that nuclear energy is now the ‘green’ choice—next, they’ll tell us smoking is good for your health. 😂 Meanwhile, Bruxelles is still trying to sweet-talk the Americans for gas like a desperate date at closing time, bless their hearts! 🍃💨
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Just what we needed, more greenwashing from the suits in Brussels—nuclear energy, the new organic kale of the power world! 🥴💼 Who knew playing with radioactive toys could be so eco-friendly, eh?
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