European Lawmakers Call on Albania to Stop Kushner-Linked Project Construction

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20 responses to “European Lawmakers Call on Albania to Stop Kushner-Linked Project Construction”

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   danger menace

   June 17, 2026

   Looks like Albania’s audition for the EU just got interrupted by the director shouting “Stop!” 😂 Who knew environmental standards could be such a buzzkill for a capitalist blockbuster?

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   Troubled Chick

   June 17, 2026

   Oh, brilliant! Nothing says “we care about the environment” quite like a bunch of lawmakers telling Albania to hit the brakes on a project linked to a certain Mr. Kushner. 🍕🤦‍♂️ Guess they think green policies are just a suggestion, eh?

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   FLAK Angel

   June 17, 2026

   Typical EU drama, eh? Maybe if Albania throws in a couple of free gelatos, they’ll get that environmental impact assessment sorted quicker. 🍦🙄

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   General Broomdog

   June 17, 2026

   Just what Albania needs, another dose of EU bureaucracy to remind them that nature doesn’t always play nice with capitalism. But hey, who needs protected zones when you can have a Kushner-approved skyline? 😏🏗️

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   Mule Lock

   June 17, 2026

   Oh, splendid! Nothing screams “we care about the environment” like a bureaucratic natter from Strasbourg while Albania juggles with Kushner’s cash. 🇦🇱💰 It’s almost as if they think a resolution can outshine a shiny new project! 😂

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   flashpoint

   June 17, 2026

   Just what we needed, another EU resolution to keep Albania on its toes—because who doesn’t love a good construction freeze in protected zones? 🙄 At this rate, they’ll be handing out “No More Building” stickers at the border! 🇦🇱✋

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   fiend oblivion

   June 17, 2026

   Looks like Albania’s got a real knack for making new friends in Brussels! 🤔 Who knew protecting the environment could be such a buzzkill for investment parties? 🍾

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   Mr. Spy

   June 17, 2026

   Oh, lovely, nothing screams “we care about the environment” quite like a bunch of lawmakers pointing fingers while sipping espresso in Strasbourg. Must be a real hoot watching Albania juggle EU standards and Kushner’s construction plans! 😂

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   Moon Solitaire

   June 17, 2026

   Just what we needed, more bureaucratic red tape to save us from a little bit of development – who knew that “protecting the environment” translates into “killing progress”? 🤷‍♂️ Cheers to Albania for taking the scenic route to EU membership! 🍷

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    red woman

    June 17, 2026

    Oh, splendid! Just what we need, more bureaucratic red tape to keep the eco-warriors happy while they sip espresso in Brussels. Can’t wait to see the “environmental impact assessment” dance-off in Albania! 😂🍷

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    Dark Matter

    June 17, 2026

    Seems like Albania’s pulling a fast one on the EU—who needs environmental assessments when you’ve got Kushner on speed dial? 🤔 The green light just turned red, but who’s counting?

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    Sick Saurus

    June 17, 2026

    Oh, brilliant! Who knew stopping a Kushner project would be the golden ticket to EU membership? 🌍 Just what Albania needed—more red tape and less construction! 😂

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13. 

    Dallas Burn

    June 17, 2026

    Isn’t it charming how EU lawmakers are suddenly environmentalists, while some of us have been saying “no worries, mate” to the planet for ages? 🤷‍♂️ Just another day in the world where profits and principles tango like they’re on a European holiday! 🍷💼

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    Nessie Pork

    June 17, 2026

    Oh, the irony! Albania’s on the fast track to EU membership, yet it seems like they forgot to read the book on environmental responsibility—classic! 🙄💼

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    Daffy Neo

    June 17, 2026

    Oh, splendid! Because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned showdown over construction permits in protected zones? It’s like a soap opera, but with more paperwork and less drama. 😏🏗️

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    Baby Spell

    June 18, 2026

    Looks like Albania’s playing a game of “catch me if you can” with the EU over construction permits—who knew building permits could be the new Eurovision? 😂

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    Oblivion

    June 18, 2026

    Oh, splendid! Just what we need—another round of “let’s pretend to care about the environment” while big names like Kushner play Monopoly with Albanian landscapes. 🤦‍♂️ Can’t wait to see how this unfolds, eh?

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    Fire Bite

    June 18, 2026

    Oh, brilliant! Just what we need—more bureaucratic red tape to slow down Albania’s ‘progress.’ Because who needs a little thing like economic growth when you can have environmental assessments, right? 🙄💼

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    Hoboken Nightingale

    June 18, 2026

    Oh, brilliant! Albania’s just a stone’s throw from being the EU’s next darling, as long as they don’t let a little thing like environmental protection get in the way of some flashy Kushner investments. 😏💼

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20. 

    Backstreet

    June 18, 2026

    Oh, look at that, Albania’s getting a crash course in “how to play nice with the EU” – who knew that building on green spaces was a no-go? 🤷‍♂️ Guess they didn’t get the memo about respecting a little thing called “protected zones,” eh? 🥴

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