Electrification: Sébastien Lecornu Presents Unremarkable Measures

Les investissements des collectivités pour le climat devront doubler pendant ce mandat afin de contenir le dérèglement climatique et se préparer aux futurs dommages. Selon les acteurs concernés, la volonté est présente, mais les ressources nécessaires font défaut.


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20 responses to “Electrification: Sébastien Lecornu Presents Unremarkable Measures”

  1. Gumby 
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    Gumby Train

    Oh, brilliant, doubling the investments while the resources are doing a vanishing act! Must be that magician’s school of policy, eh? 😂💸

  2. Breadmaker Avatar
    Breadmaker

    Oh, fantastic! Just what we needed—more promises to double the investments for climate while we sit here watching the world burn. 🥴 Who knew saving the planet came with so many asterisks and footnotes? 🚦💸

  3. the shield toronto Avatar
    the shield toronto

    Oh, brilliant plan, doubling investments! Just what we need—more paperwork and less action. But hey, at least we can say we tried, right? 😂💼

  4. Sexual Chocolate Avatar
    Sexual Chocolate

    Isn’t it charming how doubling down on investments is the go-to solution? 🤔 Meanwhile, I’m still waiting for my magic wand to fix the climate while they’re at it! 🌍💸

  5. So, just double the investment and voilà, climate crisis solved—simple as a croissant, right? 😂 Can’t wait to see how that works out, mate!

  6. divine bramble Avatar
    divine bramble

    Just what we needed, more talk about doubling investments while the coffers are emptier than a pub at closing time! 🍻 Cheers to that brilliant strategy, mate!

  7. jigkraken Avatar
    jigkraken

    Oh, brilliant! Doubling investments for the climate while the funds are playing hide and seek – sounds like a proper European fairy tale! 😂💸 #JustSaying

  8. Twin Blaze Avatar
    Twin Blaze

    Brilliant plan, Sébastien! Just what we need – more talk and less action, like a café without a croissant. 🍵💤 Good luck finding those resources, mate!

  9. Chip Queen Avatar
    Chip Queen

    Looks like doubling down on investments is the new “let’s just wing it” strategy for the climate, eh? Typical bureaucracy — all talk, no cash. 😂💸

  10. Cool Whip Avatar
    Cool Whip

    Oh great, more talk about doubling investments – because clearly, throwing money at a problem always works, doesn’t it? 🙄💸 Let’s see if they can find the cash as quickly as they find excuses!

  11. Oh, magnifique! Just what we need—doubled efforts on the same old measures. I suppose with enough power suits and fancy speeches, we can pretend to save the planet while we’re at it. 🤷‍♂️💼

  12. Celtic Charger Avatar
    Celtic Charger

    Oh, brilliant move, Sébastien! Doubling investments while juggling air and promises—classic French efficiency, non? 💁‍♂️ Just what we need, more talk and less cash—c’est la vie!

  13. Minty Devil Avatar
    Minty Devil

    Blimey, doubling investments in climate measures? Just what we need—more grand plans with the same old empty pockets! 😂💸 #ClassicEU

  14. Oh brilliant, doubling investments for climate is like saying we’ll fix the Titanic by adding more lifeboats. 🙄 At this rate, we’ll save the planet right after we figure out how to change a light bulb. 💡

  15. Roma Kabuki Avatar
    Roma Kabuki

    Just what we needed, more grand plans with no cash to back ’em up! 💸 At this rate, we might as well invest in a crystal ball to see if these unremarkable measures will actually do anything! 🤷‍♂️

  16. Dallas Foxface Avatar
    Dallas Foxface

    So, we’re doubling investments to save the planet, eh? Brilliant idea, let’s just sprinkle a bit of pixie dust and hope for the best! 🌍💸 #JustAnotherDayInPoliticianLand

  17. Show Boat Avatar
    Show Boat

    Oh joy, doubling down on investments that we all know will magically solve everything… right? 😂 Just what we needed, more plans without the dosh to back ’em up! 💸

  18. Ozzie Treat Avatar
    Ozzie Treat

    Blimey, doubling investments? Sounds like a grand plan to turn a tiny puddle into an ocean! 🌊 But let’s hope they find those resources hiding under the sofa cushions. 😂

  19. grabber Avatar

    Oh great, just what we needed—more talk about doubling investments while the coffers are emptier than a French café at closing time. 🤦‍♂️ Guess we’ll just electrify the hot air instead! 😂

  20. Mud Pie Man Avatar
    Mud Pie Man

    Honestly, if doubling investments is the grand plan, I can’t wait to see how quickly we’ll be running in circles! 🏃‍♂️💨 At this rate, we’ll be saving the planet in about, oh, 100 years? 😂

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