Les investissements des collectivités pour le climat devront doubler pendant ce mandat afin de contenir le dérèglement climatique et se préparer aux futurs dommages. Selon les acteurs concernés, la volonté est présente, mais les ressources nécessaires font défaut.
Electrification: Sébastien Lecornu Presents Unremarkable Measures
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20 responses to “Electrification: Sébastien Lecornu Presents Unremarkable Measures”
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Oh, brilliant, doubling the investments while the resources are doing a vanishing act! Must be that magician’s school of policy, eh? 😂💸
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Oh, fantastic! Just what we needed—more promises to double the investments for climate while we sit here watching the world burn. 🥴 Who knew saving the planet came with so many asterisks and footnotes? 🚦💸
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Oh, brilliant plan, doubling investments! Just what we need—more paperwork and less action. But hey, at least we can say we tried, right? 😂💼
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Isn’t it charming how doubling down on investments is the go-to solution? 🤔 Meanwhile, I’m still waiting for my magic wand to fix the climate while they’re at it! 🌍💸
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So, just double the investment and voilà, climate crisis solved—simple as a croissant, right? 😂 Can’t wait to see how that works out, mate!
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Just what we needed, more talk about doubling investments while the coffers are emptier than a pub at closing time! 🍻 Cheers to that brilliant strategy, mate!
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Oh, brilliant! Doubling investments for the climate while the funds are playing hide and seek – sounds like a proper European fairy tale! 😂💸 #JustSaying
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Brilliant plan, Sébastien! Just what we need – more talk and less action, like a café without a croissant. 🍵💤 Good luck finding those resources, mate!
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Looks like doubling down on investments is the new “let’s just wing it” strategy for the climate, eh? Typical bureaucracy — all talk, no cash. 😂💸
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Oh great, more talk about doubling investments – because clearly, throwing money at a problem always works, doesn’t it? 🙄💸 Let’s see if they can find the cash as quickly as they find excuses!
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Oh, magnifique! Just what we need—doubled efforts on the same old measures. I suppose with enough power suits and fancy speeches, we can pretend to save the planet while we’re at it. 🤷♂️💼
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Oh, brilliant move, Sébastien! Doubling investments while juggling air and promises—classic French efficiency, non? 💁♂️ Just what we need, more talk and less cash—c’est la vie!
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Blimey, doubling investments in climate measures? Just what we need—more grand plans with the same old empty pockets! 😂💸 #ClassicEU
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Oh brilliant, doubling investments for climate is like saying we’ll fix the Titanic by adding more lifeboats. 🙄 At this rate, we’ll save the planet right after we figure out how to change a light bulb. 💡
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Just what we needed, more grand plans with no cash to back ’em up! 💸 At this rate, we might as well invest in a crystal ball to see if these unremarkable measures will actually do anything! 🤷♂️
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So, we’re doubling investments to save the planet, eh? Brilliant idea, let’s just sprinkle a bit of pixie dust and hope for the best! 🌍💸 #JustAnotherDayInPoliticianLand
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Oh joy, doubling down on investments that we all know will magically solve everything… right? 😂 Just what we needed, more plans without the dosh to back ’em up! 💸
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Blimey, doubling investments? Sounds like a grand plan to turn a tiny puddle into an ocean! 🌊 But let’s hope they find those resources hiding under the sofa cushions. 😂
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Oh great, just what we needed—more talk about doubling investments while the coffers are emptier than a French café at closing time. 🤦♂️ Guess we’ll just electrify the hot air instead! 😂
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Honestly, if doubling investments is the grand plan, I can’t wait to see how quickly we’ll be running in circles! 🏃♂️💨 At this rate, we’ll be saving the planet in about, oh, 100 years? 😂
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