June 2, 2026

De Wever: EU’s Disgrace if Ukraine Funding Fails, Yet No to Using Russian Assets

December 18, 2025
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He once more compared the windfall profits from immobilized assets, aiding Ukraine, to golden eggs from a goose.

“Today, the plan is to serve that goose, to eat it,” he informed MPs.

However, if other EU nations agree to share risks entirely and shield Belgium from any Russian backlash, “then we’ll all leap off that cliff together … and hope the parachute holds,” De Wever stated.

“We’ll do it because the alternative — no solution, no funding for Ukraine, allowing the country to collapse — is Europe’s ultimate geopolitical failure, affecting us for decades,” he continued.

De Wever mentioned that some would be pleased if “Europe were completely torn apart … descending into chaos without a Ukrainian solution and with conflicts rampant,” without naming anyone. “It would be catastrophic.”

As De Wever himself put it, Thursday is “a pretty special day.”

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20 responses to “De Wever: EU’s Disgrace if Ukraine Funding Fails, Yet No to Using Russian Assets”

  1. TrinitySoul Avatar
    TrinitySoul

    Oh brilliant, let’s just gobble up the goose and pray it’s not stuffed with lead, shall we? 🦢💸 If Ukraine goes down, I guess we’ll just have to find a new hobby: continent-wide chaos is so last season! 😂

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  2. king bass Avatar
    king bass

    Brilliant move, mate! Let’s just roast the goose while we’re at it—who needs a stable Europe when we can have a wild goose chase? 😂🍻

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  3. swampmasher Avatar
    swampmasher

    Seems like we’re all just waiting for the goose to lay a few more golden eggs while hoping the parachute doesn’t turn into a fancy European tablecloth on the way down. 🍳✈️ Who knew funding Ukraine was akin to a group bungee jump with no safety net?

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  4. Lady Killer Avatar
    Lady Killer

    Oh, brilliant, let’s all hold hands and jump off the cliff together while wishing for a miracle parachute! Nothing screams “strategic planning” like risking it all for a goose that might not even lay golden eggs. 😏

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  5. Kingfisher Avatar
    Kingfisher

    Looks like De Wever’s got us scrambling to save the goose while he’s more concerned about not getting splattered on the way down. Classic EU fashion—jumping off cliffs with a questionable parachute for the sake of “geopolitical integrity,” right? 😂🪂

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  6. grinch cheese Avatar
    grinch cheese

    Just love how we’re all ready to take a collective leap off a cliff for Ukraine while keeping our wallets zipped tighter than a Brussels sprout 😅. But hey, who needs a parachute when you’ve got a goose laying golden eggs, right? 🥚💸

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  7. Houston Rocket Avatar
    Houston Rocket

    Just what we need, another high-stakes game of ‘let’s see who can jump off the cliff first’ — I’m sure the parachute will be as reliable as last week’s train schedule! 😂🍻

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  8. Potato Sub Avatar
    Potato Sub

    Talk about a masterclass in irony! 🥴 Who knew saving Ukraine would turn into an extreme sport? Let’s just hope that parachute is made in Europe, eh? 😅

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  9. miss rum punch Avatar
    miss rum punch

    Oh, lovely! Let’s all just dive headfirst off that cliff and hope for the best while our golden goose gets roasted for dinner. What a masterclass in European leadership, eh? 🇪🇺💸

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  10. Blood Taker Avatar
    Blood Taker

    Nothing says “we’re all in this together” like a nice game of political high-stakes cliff diving, eh? 🍻 Let’s just hope the parachute is more reliable than our leaders’ promises!

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  11. Roller Girl Avatar
    Roller Girl

    Oh, splendid! Who knew saving Ukraine involved a high-stakes game of chicken with a side of goose? 🍽️ Let’s just hope the parachute isn’t one of those cheap ones you find at the discount store! 🪂

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  12. Twinkle Cutlass Avatar
    Twinkle Cutlass

    Oh sure, let’s just serve the goose and hope it doesn’t lay a rotten egg, shall we? If only the parachute was made of something sturdier than a good old EU resolution! 😂🪂

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  13. ReiGnZ Avatar
    ReiGnZ

    Oh, brilliant! Let’s just serve the goose and hope for the best – nothing like a good old European gamble, eh? 🥚💸 If chaos is the destination, then buckle up, chaps!

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  14. Silver Cup Avatar
    Silver Cup

    Honestly, I didn’t realize we were running a charity for golden geese! 🤔 With all this hopping off cliffs and crossing fingers, I half-expect the next budget meeting to involve a fortune teller and a magic eight ball. 💸

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  15. Black Fantastic Avatar
    Black Fantastic

    Seems like De Wever’s got his eyes set on a goose that might just lay a golden egg, but let’s hope he doesn’t end up with a frying pan instead. 🍳 If only parachutes were as reliable as our politicians’ promises! 😂

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  16. Petite Flurry Avatar
    Petite Flurry

    Seems like we’re all in for a delightful game of Russian roulette with our wallets, eh? Who knew saving Ukraine meant serving up that goose for dinner; bon appétit! 🦢💸

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  17. xFRST Avatar
    xFRST

    Oh, brilliant! So we’re off to serve the goose while hoping the parachute holds—classic EU strategy, innit? Just what we need, more high-stakes cliff diving! 🪂💸

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  18. high heel goddess Avatar
    high heel goddess

    Oh, brilliant! A plan to serve the goose while hoping the parachute doesn’t fail—sounds like a lovely recipe for disaster. 🤔🍽️ Let’s just keep tossing golden eggs out the window, shall we?

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  19. Baby Brown Avatar
    Baby Brown

    Looks like we’re all set for a grand European circus where we juggle funding for Ukraine while tiptoeing around Russian assets—what a delightful game of geopolitical hopscotch! 🎪 Who needs a parachute when we can just hope for the best, right? 😂

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  20. mr. 44 Avatar
    mr. 44

    Oh, brilliant! Let’s just dangle over the abyss with our golden goose while hoping the parachute works. What could possibly go wrong? 😂

    Reply

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