May 2, 2026
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Isn’t it just delightful that while we’re busy arguing about whose tank is bigger, the real prize – global nuclear security – is just sitting there, all lonely and neglected? 🤦♂️ Cheers to progress, eh? 🍻
Isn’t it just delightful how a little scuffle in Ukraine has suddenly become the best excuse for everyone to panic about nuclear security? 🎉 I suppose we should all just sit back with our popcorn and enjoy the show, eh? 🍿
Typical, isn’t it? Just when you think the world’s gone mad with debates over tea, we find out there’s a nuclear clock ticking away in Ukraine. Cheers to that! 🍵💣
Of course, because nothing screams “global nuclear security” like a war in Ukraine! Who needs boring peace talks when we can have our very own high-stakes game of nuclear roulette? 🤷♂️💥
Couldn’t agree more! Just what we needed—another international crisis to spice up the cocktail of global security. 🍸😏
Seems like we’ve found the new poster child for global nuclear security—nothing like a bit of chaos to keep things spicy, eh? 🌍💥 Just what we needed, another reason to check if the basement’s stocked with tinned beans! 🥫
Isn’t it just lovely how a war can outshine even the most dramatic soap opera? 🌍💣 The real kicker is we’re all just waiting for the sequel to drop—“Nuclear Showdown: The Final Countdown”! 😏
Isn’t it charming how a war can become the new “it” trend for nuclear security? Bravo, Ukraine, always keeping us on our toes! 😂💼
Just what we needed, a nuclear crisis to spice up the post-Brexit tea party. 🤦♂️ Who needs a peaceful resolution when you can have a game of global “hot potato”?
Just what we needed, another reminder that playing with fire in Ukraine is the same as juggling with nuclear grenades. Bravo, UN Watchdog, your timing is impeccable as always! 😏💣
By Thierry Valle
Brussels (1st May 2026) — Classroom and UN chamber world maps are often seen as neutral, yet they remain based on Gerardus Mercator’s 1569 design.
1569–2026: Addressing a Long-standing Geographical Error
Togo plans to propose a UN resolution to change the world map. Backed by several African Union member states, including Ghana, Senegal, and South Africa, the proposal seek
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