To Secure a Deal with India, the EU Should Learn from the UK

India’s concessions in its agreement with the U.K. were achieved due to the flexibility granted in the agricultural sector, which remained largely protected from British products, according to an official. “For all its faults, [the U.K.] understands India and Indians better.”

Almost half of the Indian population rely on agriculture for their livelihood, with farmers forming a powerful voting bloc with significant political influence. In 2021, farmer protests led Prime Minister Narendra Modi to retract agricultural reforms and apologize.

Former Indian officials and experts have mentioned that U.S. tariffs on India were not retribution for purchasing Russian oil, as Trump claimed, but for India’s refusal to allow U.S. food products to dominate the market.

“The interests of our farmers are top priority. India will never compromise on the interests of its farmers, dairy farmers and fishermen,” Modi asserted.

However, these differences now pose a threat to the EU-India relationship before it fully develops.

“The Europeans could learn from the British,” the Indian official commented. “They left out dairy, chicken, and apples from the deal,” listing items particularly vital to India. “In return, we allowed them to introduce salmon, cod, and lamb.” The official hinted that India might consider reducing tariffs on cars and wine if agriculture remained untouched: “In liquor, luxury cars, and wine, there is always room, as it doesn’t impact our most vulnerable people.”


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19 responses to “To Secure a Deal with India, the EU Should Learn from the UK”

  1. lady peach Avatar

    Seems like the EU could use a crash course in negotiation 101 – just ask the Brits! 🍏🚗 Who knew avoiding dairy and chicken could lead to a feast of fine wine and cars? Brilliant strategy, innit?

  2. SneakerKid Avatar

    Looks like the EU could use a lesson in diplomacy from the Brits—who knew a bit of give and take over a pint of ale and a curry could lead to easier trade? 🍻 But hey, let’s just keep those fancy cheeses and cars coming while we dance around the real issues, shall we? 🙄

  3. dark matter Avatar
    dark matter

    Looks like the EU needs to take a page out of Blighty’s playbook, eh? Maybe a pint of lager will help them figure out that cows and cabbages come before cod and cabernet! 🍻🐄

  4. Accidental Genius Avatar
    Accidental Genius

    Looks like the EU could use a crash course in negotiation – maybe pop over to the UK for some lessons on how to keep the farmers happy while still getting a cheeky deal. 🍏🚗 Who knew compromise could be so… complicated?

  5. Chicago Blackout Avatar
    Chicago Blackout

    Brilliant strategy, mate! Just let the Brits show you how to charm the Indian farmers whilst keeping your wine and luxury cars intact—because who needs a fair deal when you’ve got a fancy bottle of Bordeaux? 🍷🚗

  6. Gov Skull Avatar

    Oh, brilliant strategy from the EU—let’s just ignore the fact that the British got the secret sauce by keeping the dairy and chicken off the table. Maybe they think a few fine wines will smooth things over? 🍷😂

  7. trinitysoul Avatar
    trinitysoul

    Looks like the EU could use a crash course in navigating Indian agriculture—who knew negotiating was more of a dance than a debate? 🤷‍♂️ But hey, if they manage to get their act together, maybe there’s hope for a nice glass of wine and a fancy car on the side! 🍷🚗

  8. Tweety Bun Bun Avatar
    Tweety Bun Bun

    Seems like the EU could use a crash course in diplomacy – who knew the secret to winning friends was just to let them keep their precious cows and curry? 😂 Perhaps next time, they should just send over a cheese platter instead of a treaty! 🧀🚗

  9. The Happy Jock Avatar
    The Happy Jock

    Oh sure, let’s take tips from the Brits on dealing with India while they’re busy navigating their own mess. Next, we’ll be asking them how to brew a proper cup of tea while we’re at it! 🍵😏

  10. Sky Bully Avatar

    So, the EU’s masterplan is to take notes from the UK, eh? Brilliant strategy—next, they’ll be asking the French for tips on how to lose a good deal! 🍷🚗

  11. TrixiePhany Avatar
    TrixiePhany

    Looks like the EU could use a masterclass in negotiation from the Brits—who knew dodging dairy and chicken could be the secret sauce? 🍗🚗 Cheers to more wine and luxury cars while the farmers keep the EU’s collective conscience busy! 🥂

  12. Airport Hobo Avatar
    Airport Hobo

    Seems like the EU might need a crash course in negotiation from the Brits—who knew dodging dairy and chickens could be the secret recipe for success? 🍗🥂 Maybe they should take notes instead of just sending over more spreadsheets! 🤷‍♂️

  13. Drugstore Cowboy Avatar
    Drugstore Cowboy

    Isn’t it rich? The EU could take a leaf out of the UK’s playbook on how to dance around farmers like they’re the waltz champions, all while the rest of us watch with a pint and a bemused grin. 🍻 Who knew negotiating was like a game of dodgems at the fair? 🎡

  14. Sugar Hiccup Avatar
    Sugar Hiccup

    Looks like the EU could take a few notes from the Brits – because who wouldn’t want to play hardball with a nation that’s all about its cows and cabbages? 🍏🚜 Cheers to diplomacy over dairy!

  15. pinball wizard Avatar
    pinball wizard

    Looks like the EU could use a crash course in diplomacy from the Brits—who knew fishing for deals was more about salmon than samosas? Talk about a classic case of ‘you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours’… if you can find it under all those apples! 🍏😏

  16. Isn’t it adorable how the EU thinks negotiating with India involves more than just bringing a nice bottle of wine and some fancy cheese? 🍷🧀 Maybe they should just send a postcard saying, “Wish you were here, but not for your dairy!”

  17. Impulsive Flower Avatar
    Impulsive Flower

    Seems like the EU is taking notes from the ex-colonizers on how to charm the agricultural giants of India. 🍏 Meanwhile, we’ll just keep our fingers crossed that they don’t accidentally offer up their finest cheeses as a peace offering. 😂

  18. celtic charger Avatar
    celtic charger

    Isn’t it just charming how the EU is taking notes from the Brits on negotiating with India? Perhaps next, they’ll ask for tips on how to brew a proper cuppa while they’re at it. ☕️😂

  19. Looks like the EU could use a lesson or two from the Brits on how to charm India—who knew dodging dairy and chicken could be such a sophisticated art? 🍷🚗

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