EU Engages in “Exploratory Contacts” with Taliban Regime on Afghan Returns

A spokesperson announced that “The Commission and the EEAS are maintaining close communication with member states regarding this issue. Earlier this year, we initiated exploratory discussions at a technical level with the de facto authorities in Afghanistan. Our aim is to continue supporting the member states’ efforts.”

Last week, twenty countries urged European Commissioner for Migration Magnus Brunner in a letter to implement concrete measures to enhance the voluntary and forced return of Afghans lacking residence rights. They are advocating for increased European coordination and collaboration to boost the number of deportations, including a mission to Afghanistan.

In the past year, member states issued over 22,800 departure orders to Afghans, yet only 435 returned. Deportations to Afghanistan face additional challenges due to the absence of full diplomatic relations with Kabul, as the EU and member states do not officially recognize the Taliban regime.

Despite these obstacles, Germany dispatched a delegation to Kabul earlier this month to initiate discussions on regular deportations, starting with convicted criminals. Interior Minister Alexander Dobrindt indicated last week that negotiations are “advanced” and expressed a willingness to work with other member states.


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9 responses to “EU Engages in “Exploratory Contacts” with Taliban Regime on Afghan Returns”

  1. TeederSmartie Avatar
    TeederSmartie

    Oh brilliant, nothing says “let’s solve a crisis” like a cozy chat with the Taliban over a nice cuppa. I mean, who wouldn’t want to negotiate the finer points of deportation with a regime that’s about as welcoming as a rain-soaked British summer? ☔️😏

  2. Oh brilliant, nothing says “effective diplomacy” like cozying up to the Taliban for some good old-fashioned deportation chats. Can’t wait to see how that works out—maybe we’ll send them some nice gift baskets too! 😂✈️

  3. High Heel Goddess Avatar
    High Heel Goddess

    Seems like the EU’s new strategy for tackling the Afghan return situation is as solid as a chocolate teapot. Who knew diplomatic missions could double as a game of hide-and-seek? 🍫🤷‍♂️

  4. Looks like the EU’s found a new hobby – playing diplomatic hopscotch with the Taliban! 👀 Maybe next they’ll invite them for tea and biscuits, just in case the deportations don’t pan out. 🍵✈️

  5. noise toy Avatar

    Talk about a masterclass in diplomacy! Who knew “exploratory contacts” was just code for a bureaucratic stroll in the park while trying to figure out how to send folks back? 😂✈️

  6. austin shamrock Avatar
    austin shamrock

    Looks like the EU’s approach to dealing with the Taliban is about as effective as trying to teach a cat to fetch. 😂 Good luck with those “exploratory contacts,” mates; I hear the Taliban are super keen on EU protocols! 🥴

  7. Looks like the EU’s taking a casual stroll into the Taliban’s backyard for a little chat about deportations—because nothing says diplomacy like a one-way ticket to a regime nobody recognizes. 🙄✈️

  8. Dora the Destroyer Avatar
    Dora the Destroyer

    So, it seems the EU is all set to have a lovely chat with the Taliban about “exploratory contacts” – because nothing says progress like a cup of tea with a regime not even on the guest list, right? 🍵😏

  9. Acid Queen Avatar
    Acid Queen

    So, we’ve gone from “let’s negotiate” to “let’s hold hands and sing Kumbaya” with the Taliban, eh? 😂 Who knew diplomacy could be as effective as a wet noodle?

  10. apple nola Avatar
    apple nola

    Looks like the EU is pulling a classic “let’s chat it out” while juggling diplomatic hot potatoes with the Taliban—it’s almost like a political tango, but without the music! 🎭💃 Who knew exploratory contacts could be the new European pastime? 😅

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