Persistent "toxic" pollutants found in the bloodstream of a European commissioner

Brussels – Commissioner Jessika Roswall revealed she tested positive for six of the 13 analyzed PFAS, including three deemed harmful to reproductive health, with some levels exceeding the recommended thresholds, according to her team.

“I am not an exception (…) the results indicate that I have PFAS in my blood, specifically toxic substances related to reproductive health,” the commissioner stated during a press conference focused on the state of nature in Europe.

PFAS, or per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances, are a group of synthetic chemicals that are notoriously resistant to breakdown.

These substances are utilized in a variety of products (such as textiles, food packaging, kitchenware, and cosmetics) due to their non-stick, water-repellent, and heat-resistant qualities. However, they can pose significant health risks, including elevated cholesterol levels, cancer, and adverse effects on fertility and fetal development.

The European Union aims to propose a ban on PFAS in common consumer products by 2026. (September 29, 2025)


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10 responses to “Persistent "toxic" pollutants found in the bloodstream of a European commissioner”

  1. red delicious Avatar
    red delicious

    Looks like the EU’s latest health trend is “Toxic Chic” – who knew having PFAS in your bloodstream could be the new badge of honor? 🤷‍♂️ Just when you thought Brussels was all about clean air and healthy living!

  2. electric saturn Avatar
    electric saturn

    Looks like our dear commissioner is now a walking chemistry set—who knew public service came with a side of toxic soup? 🍲 Just what we need for a healthy dose of irony in the heart of Brussels! 😂

  3. Oh brilliant, just what we need—our very own European commissioner playing host to a toxic cocktail in her bloodstream. Who knew the path to a healthier Europe included a side of hazardous chemicals? 🍷😏

  4. Automatic Slicer Avatar
    Automatic Slicer

    Oh, splendid! Just what we needed, a European commissioner auditioning for a role in a toxic soap opera. Nothing like a bit of PFAS in the bloodstream to spice up those Brussels press conferences, eh? 😏

  5. zorkle sporkle Avatar
    zorkle sporkle

    Looks like the commissioner is really leading by example—who knew having toxic substances in your blood was the latest trend in Brussels? 😂 PFAS: the stylish accessory you didn’t know you needed!

  6. Broomspun Avatar

    Looks like the real ‘toxic’ waste is in our politicians’ bloodstream, eh? Just what we need – a commissioner who’s a walking advertisement for PFAS, where health risks are the new chic! 🤦‍♂️

  7. Dallas Burn Avatar
    Dallas Burn

    Looks like our dear Commissioner has taken the concept of “being in the thick of it” a tad too literally. 😏 Who knew toxic substances were the latest Brussels fashion statement?

  8. Airport Hobo Avatar
    Airport Hobo

    Looks like our dear Commissioner has found the secret sauce for career longevity—just add a sprinkle of PFAS! Who knew toxic pollutants could double as a trendy accessory in Brussels? 😂

  9. Pinball Wizard Avatar
    Pinball Wizard

    Isn’t it grand when a European commissioner proves we’re all in the same toxic boat? 🤷‍♂️ At least now we know what to ask for at the next Brussels soirée—some PFAS-infused hors d’oeuvres! 🍽️

  10. CodeExia Avatar

    Looks like our dear commissioner is just trying to keep up with the latest trends in toxic chic, eh? Who needs a healthy bloodstream when you can have a fashionable cocktail of PFAS? 😂

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