How a Gorilla Undermined Democracy in Slovakia

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Nothing, unsurprisingly, came of the documents I handed him.

Committed to ensuring the story saw the light of day but thwarted by my cautious editors, I decided to write a book detailing the events. Before the book could be published, however, the file was leaked online just months before Slovakia’s parliamentary election in March 2012.

At first, the public reaction was muted — hesitant and uncertain. But soon, it took on a darker, more discontented tone. Three protests were organized in Bratislava’s main square, drawing several thousand people despite the bitter cold of February evenings. The crowds waved banners and blew whistles as they gathered. Having spent years reporting on the story, I spoke at these demonstrations to confirm the authenticity of the file. However, as I approached the stage, I noticed a number of suspicious-looking young men in bomber jackets among the crowd, some clutching cobblestones. Later that evening, those cobblestones were hurled at parliament and government buildings.

Public reaction began tentatively — but soon turned dark and sullen. | Samuel Kubani/AFP via Getty Images

On the evening before the third protest, then-Prime Minister Iveta Radičová — a former sociology professor with a reputation as a decent and principled leader — summoned me to her office. She expressed her frustration over the increasingly unruly crowds. “What does Gorilla have to do with me?” she asked sharply, as police in riot gear surrounded her office for protection. “There’s a noose hanging on my front gate. Who’s stirring this up?”

Well, if I’m honest: it was her hypocritical pro-West allies, Dzurinda and Mikloš. Their moralistic finger-wagging alienated many Slovaks, and when the Gorilla scandal broke in 2012, a significant portion of voters abandoned the liberal camp entirely.

The fallout was devastating for Dzurinda’s party, which saw its parliamentary presence slashed in half and its support plummet to just 6 percent in the March 2012 elections. Meanwhile, former communist Robert Fico swept back into power. For the first time in Slovakia’s history as an independent nation, his party secured an absolute majority, claiming 83 of the 150 seats in parliament.

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3 responses to “How a Gorilla Undermined Democracy in Slovakia”

  1. Pop Bee Avatar

    Nothing like a gorilla to really shake things up in a democracy, eh? Who knew the primates were so politically savvy—next, they’ll be running for office! 🦍🇸🇰

  2. Moon Solitaire Avatar
    Moon Solitaire

    Gotta love how a gorilla became the real political heavyweight in Slovakia—who knew a primate could swing votes better than a seasoned politician? 🐒💼 You’d think they’d put a zoo in charge next time, eh? 😂

  3. Typical Slovakian drama, isn’t it? Who knew a gorilla could make such a splash in politics—next, they’ll be saying my cat could run for office! 🐒😂

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