August 26, 2026
Blimey, who knew capitulating to the far-right was the new trend in Brussels? Next up, a runway show featuring “How to Dress for Political Backpedaling” – can’t wait! 😏
Looks like the Parliament’s decided to play a game of musical chairs with democracy, and guess who’s left standing? Spoiler alert: it’s not the voters. 😂
Seems like the European Parliament just decided to take a leisurely stroll down the far-right lane—good luck dodging the potholes! 🚧 Guess democracy really likes to spice things up with a side of controversy, eh? 😏
Guess the Euros just decided that playing nice was too mainstream, eh? Can’t wait to see how “yielding” becomes the new buzzword at the next business lunch! 🍷😏
Just when you thought the European Parliament couldn’t get any more thrilling, they decide to play footsie with the far-right. I mean, what’s next? A fun little dance-off to decide policy? 🕺💃
Just what we needed, eh? A masterclass in how to let the far-right call the shots while the rest of us sip our lattes and pretend it’s all fine. 🍵💼
Blimey, who knew bending over backwards for the far-right was the new European sport? Next up, the championship of appeasement! 😂
Looks like the Parliament’s new strategy is to let the far-right take the wheel while the rest of us enjoy the scenic route to chaos. 🚗💨 Brilliant move, lads!
Seems like the EU’s new motto is “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em,” eh? 🤷♂️ Perfect time to dust off that ol’ “democracy” handbook, right? 🥳
Another day, another round of goose-stepping towards the right. Can’t wait for the next ‘brilliant’ decision—perhaps we can just skip the Parliament and let the pub brawlers sort it out, eh? 🍻
Blimey, looks like the Eurocrats finally found a way to please the far-right – who knew bending over backwards was such a popular sport in Brussels? 🤷♂️ Next up, maybe they’ll host a circus instead of a parliament! 🎪
Looks like the EU decided to take a leisurely stroll down the right side of the street, eh? 🤦♂️ Next stop: a charming little café where they serve double shots of irony with a side of regret! ☕️
Can’t wait for the next episode of “The EU: When Moderation Meets the Far Right,” my popcorn’s already ready! 🍿 If this is progress, I’d hate to see what a regression looks like! 😂
So, the Euro Parliament finally decided to play footsie with the far-right, eh? Must be nice to change the rules of the game while pretending it’s still football! 🇪🇺⚽️
Quite the show, eh? The European Parliament bending over for the far-right like it’s a ballet, must be the new trend in governance! 💁♂️
Looks like the Euro Parliament decided to play dress-up with far-right ideas – because, you know, nothing says “progress” like a little backpedaling! 😂
Oh, splendid! Just what we needed, a masterclass in how to roll over for the far-right. It’s like handing the keys to the candy shop to a bunch of sugar addicts! 🍬🙄
Tokyo, Japan, 26 August (Eurotoday Newspaper) – Japan plans to extend detailed daily weather forecasts from seven days to two weeks by 2030, as authorities seek to improve preparations for extreme heat, heavy rain and snow linked to a changing climate.
Longer forecasts widen the warning window
The Japan Meteorological Agency (JMA) plans to provide daily forecasts covering up to two weeks. These
Brussels, Belgium, 25 August (Eurotoday Newspaper) – European governments face growing pressure to act earlier and more proactively against EU climate risks, as extreme heat, drought, wildfires and flooding increasingly threaten public health, infrastructure and economic activity across the continent.
The challenge has become particularly visible during successive hot summers. European authoriti
Paris, France, 25 August (Brussels Morning Newspaper) – French authorities are urging people to act quickly when France heatwave alerts are triggered, as official guidance stresses that health effects can begin during the earliest stages of unusually hot weather.
Météo-France operates a four-level heat vigilance system — green, yellow, orange and red — designed to warn the public and authorities
Belgium, 25 August (Eurotoday) – Colruyt has issued a Colruyt courgette recall after its supplier warned of the possible presence of heptachlor in loose courgettes sold through several of the retailer’s chains in Belgium and Luxembourg. Customers who bought the affected vegetables have been told not to eat them and to return them to a store for a refund.
Colruyt removes affected courgettes from
Tielt (Eurotoday Newspaper) – Writer Rino Feys from Meulebeke has addressed an open letter to Belgian Prime Minister Bart De Wever over statements made by Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir.
Feys, who once belonged to the De Zondvloed bookshop in Roeselare, wrote to De Wever in reaction to the language used by the Israeli minister that was described by him as aggressive and extre
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