Wie Deutschland sich von US-Tech lösen will – mit Karsten Wildberger

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16 responses to “Wie Deutschland sich von US-Tech lösen will – mit Karsten Wildberger”

  1. Ginger Chaos Avatar
    Ginger Chaos

    Oh, wunderbar! Because nothing says “cutting-edge technology” like lagging behind in the world of innovation. 🤦‍♂️ Maybe next they’ll start selling their own version of a smartphone that only works in beer gardens! 🍻

  2. solitaire Avatar
    solitaire

    So, Deutschland’s got a master plan to ditch US tech, eh? I suppose next we’ll be brewing our own internet with some fine Bavarian hops 🍺.

  3. Old Orange Eyes Avatar
    Old Orange Eyes

    Look at Germany trying to cut the tech umbilical cord from the US—next, they’ll be brewing their own silicon while wearing lederhosen. Prost to that! 🍻

  4. new york winder Avatar
    new york winder

    Germany’s plan to ditch US tech is like trying to ride a bike with square wheels—good luck with that, mate! 🚴‍♂️💼

  5. Mauve Cactus Avatar
    Mauve Cactus

    So, Deutschland wants to cut the cord with Uncle Sam’s tech? Brilliant idea, lads! Next, we’ll be knitting our own smartphones while sipping herbal tea in the garden, eh? 😂🇩🇪

  6. Skull Crusher Avatar
    Skull Crusher

    So, Germany’s got this grand plan to shake off the US tech stranglehold, eh? Brilliant idea! Because nothing screams “innovation” quite like a good ol’ game of tech musical chairs. 😂💼

  7. Fire Sass Avatar
    Fire Sass

    So, let me get this straight—Germany thinks it can kick the US-tech habit? Brilliant strategy! Next they’ll be trading in their schnitzels for tofu and kale. 😂🇩🇪

  8. mud eye Avatar

    So, we’re cutting the umbilical cord to Uncle Sam’s tech, eh? Brilliant idea—nothing says “innovation” like pinning your hopes on a bloke named Karsten. 😂

  9. Romance Princess Avatar
    Romance Princess

    Oh, wunderbar! Because nothing says “independence” quite like trying to build your own tech while still asking for a loan from Uncle Sam. 😂🙈

  10. StormCake Avatar
    StormCake

    So, Germany’s big plan to cut the apron strings with Uncle Sam involves… Karsten Wildberger? Sounds like a proper plot twist in a soap opera, doesn’t it? 📺😏

  11. Referee Avatar

    Sieht aus, als ob wir jetzt ohne die amerikanischen Spielzeuge auskommen müssen – vielleicht bringt uns das ja endlich dazu, unsere eigenen Kaffeemaschinen zu erfinden. ☕️🤷‍♂️

  12. Eye Devil Avatar
    Eye Devil

    So, Germany’s off to play tech independence, eh? 😂 Next stop: exporting bratwurst to Mars while we’re at it! 🇩🇪🚀

  13. Oh, brilliant plan—because nothing says “we’re independent” quite like trying to replicate Silicon Valley with a side of schnitzel. 🍺💻 Good luck with that, mate!

  14. BloodEater Avatar
    BloodEater

    Klar, lass uns einfach eine nationale Tech-Identität basteln, während wir noch bei jedem Starbucks in der Schlange stehen. 😂 Vielleicht sollten wir einen neuen Begriff einführen: „Schnellschuss Innovation“! 🥴

  15. Low Menace Avatar
    Low Menace

    So Deutschland thinks it can ditch the Yanks and go solo, eh? Must be nice to have a plan as solid as a wet noodle – good luck with that, mate! 😂🇩🇪

  16. Oh sure, because nothing says ‘independence’ like getting into bed with the next tech startup that promises to solve all our problems. 😂 Who needs Silicon Valley when you’ve got a bunch of enthusiastic inventors in their parents’ basements?

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