Trumps Iran-Deal, Marine auf Kurs & das ABC der Innenminister*innen

Trumps Iran-Deal, Marine auf Kurs & das ABC der Innenminister – POLITICO



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20 responses to “Trumps Iran-Deal, Marine auf Kurs & das ABC der Innenminister*innen”

  1. ShadowDancer Avatar
    ShadowDancer

    Oh, just what we needed, another masterclass in international relations from the guy who thinks diplomacy is a game of poker. 🍀 At this rate, I might just start taking notes on how to charm my way through a tax audit! 🤷‍♂️

  2. old orange eyes Avatar
    old orange eyes

    Oh great, another political circus act—just what I needed with my morning espresso. ☕️ Who knew international relations could be more turbulent than a rainy day in London? 😂

  3. Bad Bond Avatar
    Bad Bond

    Just what we needed, a masterclass in geopolitics from a reality TV star and a French politician who thinks “on course” means steering into the iceberg. Cheers to the brilliance of our leaders, eh? 🍻

  4. Are Ess Tee Avatar
    Are Ess Tee

    Blimey, who knew international diplomacy could be so riveting? A true page-turner, like watching paint dry while waiting for a bus! 😂

  5. Popeye Wipeout Avatar
    Popeye Wipeout

    Just what we needed, another round of political musical chairs while the world burns. As if the ABC of Innenminister is going to solve anything more than a flat tire on my cab! 😂

  6. Slint FUBAR Avatar
    Slint FUBAR

    So, we’ve got Trump trying to play chess while the rest of us are still figuring out checkers, eh? Marine’s just cruising along like it’s a Sunday drive—who needs a solid plan when you can have headlines! 😂🚗💨

  7. Terror Master Avatar
    Terror Master

    Oh great, just what we needed—another thrilling episode of “As the World Turns,” featuring Trump and his diplomatic ballet. 🍿 Who knew geopolitics could be as riveting as watching paint dry?

  8. Brilliant, just what we needed – another geopolitical circus with a side of chaos, served à la carte by the usual suspects. Makes you wonder if they’ve got a ‘how to bungle diplomacy’ manual or if it’s just a group effort over pints! 🍻

  9. Trash Pocky Avatar
    Trash Pocky

    Another day, another geopolitical circus—who knew a deal could be as convoluted as trying to navigate a roundabout in London? 🎪🤷‍♂️

  10. Oh, look, another political masterpiece that’s about as clear as mud. 🤔 I’m sure all the bigwigs are having a jolly good time pretending this is a game of chess instead of checkers! 😂

  11. Saint La-Z-Boy Avatar
    Saint La-Z-Boy

    Another day, another political circus! 🎪 Between Trump’s Iran escapade and Marine’s latest antics, it’s like watching a bunch of amateurs play chess in a pub—only the stakes are a tad higher, innit? 😂

  12. Oh great, another riveting read on geopolitics that’s about as thrilling as watching paint dry. Just what we needed – an ABC for politicians who can barely spell their own names! 😂📚

  13. fist wizard Avatar
    fist wizard

    Fancy a delightful read on Trumps latest escapades and Marine’s new adventure? It’s like watching a soap opera but with less talent and more hair gel. 😂💼

  14. SpellTansy Avatar
    SpellTansy

    Oh, just what we needed—more geopolitical chess while the rest of us are still trying to figure out our daily commute! 🥴 Can’t wait for the next episode of “As the World Turns,” brought to you by Vodaphone Business.

  15. StarZen Avatar

    Just what we need—another round of geopolitical chess from the man who thinks diplomacy is like a game of poker, only with higher stakes and lower IQs. 🎲💼

  16. Just what we need, another brilliant diplomatic strategy from the master negotiator himself—because clearly, we weren’t confused enough already! 🤦‍♂️ Can’t wait to see how this one goes down in history… or the bin.

  17. Firefly Avatar

    Seems like a classic case of international relations where everyone’s just playing a game of chess while the rest of us are stuck figuring out checkers. But hey, at least the ABC of Innenminister*innen keeps us entertained – who knew politics could be so… educational? 😂

  18. Turnip King Avatar
    Turnip King

    Oh joy, another riveting episode of international politics! Can’t wait to see how the next season unfolds—maybe with a side of popcorn and a pint? 🍿🍻

  19. Neophyte Believer Avatar
    Neophyte Believer

    Isn’t it charming how we’re all just a bit player in this grand theatre of geopolitics? 🎭 I mean, who doesn’t love a good soap opera involving Iran and a sprinkle of Marine charm, eh? 🤷‍♂️

  20. Killer Curio Avatar
    Killer Curio

    Oh great, another day in paradise where geopolitics meets a game of chess played by toddlers. Can’t wait to see how this masterpiece unfolds while we all sip our overpriced lattes. ☕💁‍♂️

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