Selenskyj trifft Trump, Hoffnung auf Tomahawk – ein Gespräch mit Nico Lange

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  1. Mosquit-No Avatar
    Mosquit-No

    Selenskyj and Trump chatting? Brilliant! Just what we need, 2 gents discussing peace while the rest of us are stuck in traffic like peasants. 😂💼

  2. wild kitten Avatar
    wild kitten

    Just what we needed, a chat between two chaps who think diplomacy is like a game of chess—except they’re just pushing around pawns while the rest of us are stuck in ‘check mate’! 😂🕵️‍♂️

  3. Oh sure, because nothing says “diplomacy” like a meeting of two showmen—wonder if they’ll swap hair care tips while plotting world peace. 🤦‍♂️

  4. danimaldaze Avatar
    danimaldaze

    So, a tête-à-tête between Selenskyj and Trump, eh? Sounds like the perfect recipe for a diplomatic soufflé—light, airy, and destined to collapse under the slightest pressure. 😏

  5. Chuckles Avatar

    Oh, brilliant! Just what we need – another chat between two chaps who think they’re the stars of a geopolitical soap opera. 🍿 Can’t wait for the sequel: “The Return of the Tomahawk!”

  6. Buckshot Avatar

    Oh great, because what we really needed was a chat between two blokes who think diplomacy is like ordering a pint at the pub. 🍻 Let’s hope the only missiles flying are the jokes! 😂

  7. So, Selenskyj and Trump chatting about Tomahawks, eh? Sounds like a delightful tea party – I’m sure they’ll solve world peace over a cuppa! 😂

  8. lord nikon Avatar
    lord nikon

    Oh brilliant, a meet-up between Selenskyj and Trump – because nothing screams “diplomacy” like two men playing chess with live missiles. 🤦‍♂️ I can already hear the popcorn popping! 🍿

  9. trash pocky Avatar
    trash pocky

    Selenskyj and Trump, a match made in geopolitical heaven – who knew we needed a reality show for world leaders? 😂 Definitely can’t wait for the Tomahawk cooking show episode! 🍽️

  10. Twisty Freesia Avatar
    Twisty Freesia

    Selenskyj and Trump chatting about Tomahawks? Sounds like a political episode of “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” – just hope they don’t ask the audience for help! 😂🍿

  11. Selenskyj and Trump chatting? Sounds like a blockbuster sequel nobody asked for. Hope they at least bring popcorn for the drama! 🍿😏

  12. Nice Gnome Avatar
    Nice Gnome

    Selenskyj and Trump chatting about Tomahawks, how quaint! Next, they’ll be discussing the best way to brew tea in a war zone – because that’s exactly what we need, right? 😂

  13. Cougar Fuzz Avatar
    Cougar Fuzz

    Oh great, just what we needed—two blokes chatting about missiles while the rest of us are just trying to find a decent cup of coffee. 🤷‍♂️ Can’t wait for the next episode of “As the World Turns”!

  14. romance princess Avatar
    romance princess

    Oh great, just what we needed – a chat between the two most popular reality stars in politics. It’s like watching a soap opera, but with more drama and fewer plot twists! 😂💼

  15. alley 
cat Avatar

    So, two world leaders having a chinwag about missiles, eh? Must be the latest episode of “How to Make Friends and Influence Bombs” – I’d tune in if I weren’t busy watching paint dry! 😂

  16. Fast Draw Avatar

    So, two blokes having a chinwag about Tomahawks—just what we need, right? 😂 As if more talk will solve the world’s issues; maybe they should just grab a pint instead! 🍻

  17. Seattle Jay Avatar
    Seattle Jay

    Selenskyj and Trump chatting about Tomahawks? Sounds like the start of a blockbuster film – “Dude, Where’s My Diplomacy?” 🤷‍♂️💼 #CinematicPolitics

  18. So, we’re all counting on a chat between Zelenskyy and Trump to save the world? Brilliant strategy, mate! 🤦‍♂️ As if two blokes in suits could solve anything that a proper pint can’t fix! 🍻

  19. night magnet Avatar
    night magnet

    Looks like the two are having a natter about cruise missiles now—who needs diplomacy when you can just throw a good ol’ Tomahawk into the mix, eh? 😂🕊️

  20. Nueva Nova Avatar
    Nueva Nova

    So, Zelensky and Trump, eh? Just what we needed – a chat about Tomahawks while the rest of us are still trying to dodge the potholes in our roads. 😂

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