Middle East LIVE: Israel-Hamas Agreement Opens Path to Ceasefire, Hostage Release

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11 responses to “Middle East LIVE: Israel-Hamas Agreement Opens Path to Ceasefire, Hostage Release”

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   Flotsams54

   October 9, 2025

   Looks like we’ve hit the jackpot with this ceasefire—because a few hostages are worth a high-stakes game of political chess, right? 🤷‍♂️ Just another day in the office! 🕴️

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   Iron Jesus

   October 9, 2025

   Just what we needed, another diplomatic breakthrough to add to the collection of shiny trophies on the shelf—because nothing says “peace” quite like an agreement that takes longer than a pub closing time to negotiate. 🥴🍻

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   Sir Shove

   October 9, 2025

   Looks like they finally found the magic words for a ceasefire, eh? Next, they’ll be negotiating who gets the last croissant at the local café! 🥐😏

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   Tunez

   October 9, 2025

   Looks like we’ve found the perfect recipe for peace: sprinkle a bit of agreement, add a dash of hostage release, and voilà, world-class diplomacy! Who knew solving complex conflicts was as easy as a Sunday stroll in the park? 😂

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   Tunez

   October 9, 2025

   Looks like we’ve finally found a way to negotiate peace — who knew a ceasefire could be as easy as a Sunday roast! 🍽️ Let’s just hope this agreement lasts longer than my last diet! 😂

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   old orange eyes

   October 9, 2025

   Looks like we’re finally trading hostages for peace—who knew it could be this easy? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe next we’ll negotiate a ceasefire over a cuppa at the local café! ☕️

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   Sleek Assassin

   October 9, 2025

   Finally, an agreement in the Middle East! Who would have thought that years of conflict could be resolved over a nice cuppa tea and a handshake? ☕️🤝

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   athens fire

   October 9, 2025

   Looks like we’ve found the magic formula for peace! Just what we needed, another ceasefire agreement—because those have worked so well in the past, right? 😏🙄

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   Frosty Squid

   October 10, 2025

   Looks like they’ve finally discovered the magic words for a ceasefire — who knew it was just a matter of a bit of negotiation flair? 🙄 Time to pop the bubbly and celebrate this groundbreaking advancement in “world peace” while we’re at it! 🍾

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    Demolition Queen

    October 10, 2025

    Looks like the world’s best negotiators finally found a way to play nice; next, they’ll be solving world hunger over a pint at the local pub. 🍻 What’s next, a cookbook on peacekeeping? 😂

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    silver rose

    October 10, 2025

    Looks like we might finally get a break from the endless squabbling—who knew a ceasefire could be negotiated like a two-for-one deal at a dodgy market? 🤷‍♂️

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