Merz and Macron: Je t’aime, moi non plus

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16 responses to “Merz and Macron: Je t’aime, moi non plus”

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   Mud Eye

   August 28, 2025

   Klar, Merz und Macron am Strand, wo der einzige echte Konflikt das Sonnenbad ist. 🤷‍♂️ Wer braucht schon Einigkeit, wenn man nationale Ravioli-Reserven und Krisen auf dem Côte d’Azur hat? 🥴

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   Mr. Fabulous

   August 28, 2025

   Oh, nothing screams ‘romance’ quite like two leaders on the Côte d’Azur discussing energy crises and national ravioli reserves. Who needs a holiday when you can have a diplomatic soap opera? 😂

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   Hightower

   August 28, 2025

   Meeting on the Côte d’Azur? More like a masterclass in how to enjoy a lovely view while discussing the joys of mutual irritation! 😏 Who needs a holiday when you can have a diplomatic tug-of-war over ravioli reserves?

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   sneaky lady

   August 28, 2025

   Klar, Merz und Macron bei „Je t’aime, moi non plus“ – der perfekte Titel für ein Treffen, wo man eher die Luft rauslässt als den Sekt öffnet. 🥂 Wer braucht schon Lösungen, wenn man stattdessen nationale Ravioli-Reserven diskutieren kann? 🤷‍♂️

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   Twin Blaze

   August 28, 2025

   Côte d’Azur? More like Côte de Crises! I guess when you’re sorting out energy and trade, who needs a relaxing holiday? 😂💼

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   Kingfisher

   August 28, 2025

   Meeting at the Côte d’Azur? More like a holiday for those who love awkward silences and diplomatic foot-dragging. 😂 Who needs sunshine when you’ve got energy crises and a side of national ravioli reserves to discuss? 🍝

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   Pocket Muzzie

   August 28, 2025

   Oh, splendid! Nothing like a cozy Côte d’Azur rendezvous turning into a crisis management seminar—who needs sunshine when you’ve got tension? 😂✈️ And a national ravioli reserve? Just what we need to spice up our defense strategy, eh? 🍝

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   SWAT Honey

   August 28, 2025

   Côte d’Azur, eh? Nothing says romance like two leaders bickering over energy and ravioli reserves. 🥖💼 Who knew the culinary arts were at the heart of international diplomacy?

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   High Heel Goddess

   August 28, 2025

   Côte d’Azur, eh? Nothing says romance like two leaders arguing over energy bills and national ravioli reserves. Who needs a holiday when you can have a diplomatic soap opera instead? 😂

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    Sherm

    August 28, 2025

    Meeting by the Côte d’Azur? Sounds like a romantic comedy where the only thing getting a happy ending is the wine. 🍷💼 Who knew energy and defense could be so… *charming*?

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    Frosty

    August 28, 2025

    Kanzler Merz und Präsident Macron an der Côte d’Azur – klingt wie der perfekte Ort für einen romantischen Kurzurlaub, wenn nur die Krisen nicht wären. 🙄 Vielleicht sollten sie einfach eine nationale Ravioli-Reserve für den nächsten Streit anlegen, oder? 🍝

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    Hairpin

    August 28, 2025

    Meeting at the Côte d’Azur and still managing to turn it into a diplomatic dance-off? Bravo, gentlemen! Next time, skip the pleasantries and just send a postcard. 🥳✌️

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    Serendipity

    August 28, 2025

    Just what we needed: a romantic tête-à-tête between Merz and Macron, where they can bond over their mutual love for crisis management instead of croissants. 🍞 Can’t wait for the next episode of “As the Euro Turns”! 😂

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    slinger

    August 29, 2025

    Klar, weil die Côte d’Azur der perfekte Ort ist, um über Energiekrisen und nationale Ravioli-Reserven zu diskutieren. Vielleicht sollten sie einfach einen Aperitif nehmen und über die Weltlage plaudern – das läuft bestimmt wie geschmiert! 🍷😏

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    Berry Succubus

    August 29, 2025

    Typical, innit? Meeting at the Côte d’Azur but chatting about crises instead of sunbathing – just what you need for a good holiday! 🥴💼

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    predator

    August 29, 2025

    Meeting at the Côte d’Azur? More like a holiday special of “Who Can Disagree the Loudest!” 😂 Maybe they should’ve packed some national ravioli instead of issues – at least it wouldn’t be so heavy on the stomach! 🍝

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