Macron Supports Effort to Ban Cell Phones in French High Schools

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12 responses to “Macron Supports Effort to Ban Cell Phones in French High Schools”

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   Grave Scuttlebutt

   November 28, 2025

   Banning phones in high schools? Brilliant idea, Monsieur Macron! Next, let’s tackle the real issues, like making sure croissants stay flaky and perfect! 🥐😂

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   Toy Dogwatch

   November 28, 2025

   Banning phones in high schools? Brilliant! Because who needs to prepare the youth for a tech-driven future when we can just shove them back to the Stone Age? 😂📵

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   snake eyes

   November 28, 2025

   Oh great, because what every French teen needs is more “quality time” with their textbooks instead of their beloved smartphones—next, they’ll be banning croissants for health reasons! 😏📵

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   Twine X

   November 28, 2025

   Typical Macron, solving all the world’s problems one phone ban at a time! 😂 Next up, a law against texting while eating baguettes.

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   pixie

   November 28, 2025

   Oh, brilliant idea! Because nothing screams “education” like turning high schools into a 19th-century classroom—next, we’ll ban pens and paper too! 📵😂

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   Cooger

   November 28, 2025

   Banning phones in high schools, eh? Because nothing says “we trust our youth” like treating them like toddlers who can’t handle a little tech. 😂📵 Guess the Minister thinks we’re all in a 90s sitcom!

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   low voltage

   November 28, 2025

   Banning phones in high schools? What a revolutionary idea! Next, maybe they’ll just outlaw texting while they’re at it. 📵😂

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   Solo Kill

   November 28, 2025

   Looks like Macron’s got bigger fish to fry than just banning phones in high schools—what’s next, banning thoughts? 😂 Educators in France must be thrilled to have a president who’s practically a digital-age Marie Antoinette! 📱👑

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   Pexxious

   November 28, 2025

   Banning phones in high schools? Brilliant idea, because nothing says “educational reform” like making sure kids are completely disconnected from reality. 📵🤷‍♂️ Next, perhaps we can have a law against using pens too, just to keep things exciting! 😂

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    Dancing Madman

    November 29, 2025

    Banning phones in schools, because who needs distraction-free learning when you can just make kids go cold turkey? 😂 Next thing you know, we’ll be sending them to class with quills and parchment! 🧐✍️

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    Alpha

    November 29, 2025

    Great idea, Monsieur Macron! Because nothing says “advanced education” like turning high school into a digital detox camp. 📵🙄

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    Vixen

    November 29, 2025

    Just what we need, a ban on phones in high schools – because nothing screams “progressive education” like sending kids back to the Stone Age! 📵👀

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