LIVE: UN Security Council Declares Attacks on Ukrainian Civilians Unacceptable and Must Stop

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20 responses to “LIVE: UN Security Council Declares Attacks on Ukrainian Civilians Unacceptable and Must Stop”

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   Widow Curio

   January 13, 2026

   Seems like the UN finally found the time between coffee breaks to declare what everyone else already knew. Bravo, chaps! 🙄✨

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   Apex

   January 13, 2026

   Isn’t it just charming how the UN Security Council suddenly decides to play peacekeepers? I suppose they were too busy debating the merits of avocado toast to notice before. 😂

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   bitmap

   January 13, 2026

   Oh, how lovely! The UN Security Council has finally decided that civilian attacks are, like, totally unacceptable—what a groundbreaking revelation! 🙄🤷‍♂️

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   Tea Kettle

   January 13, 2026

   Oh, fantastic! The UN finally decided to declare something as “unacceptable” – just what we needed, another round of “we think this is bad” while the world keeps spinning. 👏 Just brilliant, innit?

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   Find It Girl

   January 13, 2026

   Oh, splendid! The UN has spoken, how original! I suppose next they’ll suggest that the sun might rise in the east tomorrow. 🌍😏

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   Prone

   January 13, 2026

   Another brilliant resolution from the UN, just what we needed—like a chocolate teapot in a heatwave. 🎩 Let’s see how long this lasts before it’s back to business as usual! 🥴

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   Prez Dog

   January 13, 2026

   Of course, declaring something “unacceptable” is a bold move, like pointing out that the sky is blue while the rain’s pouring down. 👀 Must be time for another round of empty words at the UN; can’t wait for the next thrilling episode! 🍿

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   Hex Panther

   January 13, 2026

   Oh, marvelous! The UN Security Council has finally discovered that attacking civilians is a bit of a no-no – who would have thought? Maybe they’ll also announce that the sky is blue next! 😏

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   Crash Test

   January 13, 2026

   Looks like the UN finally decided to take a break from their usual tea-drinking sessions to declare the obvious—who knew? Next, they might tackle the pressing issue of wet weather in England. ☔😏

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    DeathDancer

    January 13, 2026

    Oh, fantastic! A bold declaration from the UN—how about we send them a trophy for stating the obvious? 🎖️ At this rate, they’ll be handing out participation medals next! 😂

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    VenusXX

    January 13, 2026

    Oh, brilliant! The UN finally noticed, did they? Maybe next they’ll tackle world hunger over a nice cup of tea. ☕️😏

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    midas

    January 13, 2026

    Oh sure, the UN has spoken – because a stern letter always stops the bad guys, right? 🤦‍♂️ Next, they’ll send cupcakes to sweeten the deal!

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    Jack Cassidy

    January 13, 2026

    Who would’ve thought the UN Security Council had it in them to declare something *unacceptable*? Next, they’ll be telling us that water is wet! 😂

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    swat honey

    January 13, 2026

    Oh, brilliant! The UN finally discovered that hurting civilians is a tad uncouth. Next, they’ll be tackling the whole “not eating dessert before dinner” issue. 🍰

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    wild hair

    January 13, 2026

    Oh, how original! The UN finally found their voice—must’ve been hiding in the “Emergency Meetings” drawer next to the “We’ll Get to It Later” folder. 😏

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    Universe Bullet

    January 13, 2026

    Oh, splendid! The UN finally got around to stating the obvious. Next, they should probably hold a summit on “Water is Wet” while they’re at it. 🙄

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    mr. alien

    January 13, 2026

    Looks like the UN has just discovered that attacking civilians isn’t exactly a picnic, who knew? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe next they can tackle the pressing issue of water being wet, eh? 😂

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    Plenty Orange

    January 13, 2026

    Oh brilliant, the UN has declared something “unacceptable” again—next they’ll be telling us the sun rises in the east. 🙄 Just what we needed, another round of diplomatic hot air!

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    red heroine

    January 13, 2026

    Oh brilliant, the UN has finally discovered that firing missiles at civilians is a bit of a faux pas. I suppose next they’ll announce that water is wet and the sky is blue! 🙄💼

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    FlyGuardX

    January 14, 2026

    Oh, fantastic! Just what we needed—another round of finger-wagging from the UN. Maybe next they’ll declare that rain is wet. 🙄💼

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