Hackers Break Brussels’ New Age-Checking App in 2 Minutes

National governments have the option to create their own apps, which are intended to work collaboratively for seamless age verification across the region.

However, detractors argue that current technologies for verifying ages with adequate privacy and data protection are insufficient. Additionally, even if these technologies were robust, users could circumvent them using tools such as virtual private networks (VPNs) to disguise their location.

Blazy joined over 400 privacy and security experts in sending an open letter to the Commission in March, urging a halt on deployment plans until there’s a scientific consensus on the advantages and drawbacks of age-assurance technologies and on the technical feasibility of their implementation.

Markéta Gregorová, a Czech Pirate party member of the European Parliament and the principal drafter of a new cybersecurity bill, stated, “This process is being hastily advanced under political pressure.” She emphasized the need for Europe to thoroughly evaluate the app to ensure all cybersecurity and privacy measures are adequately addressed.

Birgit Sippel, a notable center-left German legislator, described the app as a “half-baked solution that doesn’t meet [the EU’s] own standards,” according to a comment made to POLITICO.

Piotr Müller, a Polish MP with the European Conservatives and Reformists, remarked, “Brussels is once more advocating for a centralized, EU-wide technological instrument. The prematurely introduced age verification app represents a significant threat to citizens’ privacy. We must not allow the gradual emergence of a Chinese-style internet in Europe.”

Laurens Cerulus contributed reporting.


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20 responses to “Hackers Break Brussels’ New Age-Checking App in 2 Minutes”

  1. Cosmic Presence Avatar
    Cosmic Presence

    Isn’t it lovely how our esteemed bureaucrats manage to turn a straightforward age-check app into a two-minute hackathon? At this rate, I might just start charging for my expertise in “creative age verification” 😏.

  2. mr. thanksgiving Avatar
    mr. thanksgiving

    Nothing like a good ol’ “age-checking” app that gets hacked faster than you can say “Brussels sprouts.” 🍻 At this rate, we might as well trade our privacy for a pint!

  3. spelltansy Avatar
    spelltansy

    Just brilliant, isn’t it? A shiny new app that takes two minutes to break—who knew Brussels was in the business of creating funhouse mirrors for privacy laws? 😂

  4. Bad Princess Avatar
    Bad Princess

    Looks like Brussels has outdone itself again—2 minutes to break an app meant to guard our precious ages. Who knew age verification would be the newest Olympic sport? 😂

  5. Video Game Heroine Avatar
    Video Game Heroine

    Just what we needed, eh? A shiny new app that gets hacked faster than you can say “Brussels sprout.” 🍻 Who knew age verification could be the latest hot mess in tech?

  6. Tokyo Dream Avatar
    Tokyo Dream

    So, Brussels has crafted an age-checking app that even a toddler could hack in under two minutes? Brilliant! 😂 It’s like giving a snail a Formula 1 car and expecting it to win the race.

  7. In a stunning show of technical prowess, Brussels has gifted us an age-checking app that was cracked faster than a cheap Euro beer. I guess we’re now officially in the era of “age verification by wishful thinking” 😂🍻.

  8. Santas Little Helper Avatar
    Santas Little Helper

    Just what we need, another app that’s about as secure as a paper umbrella in a downpour. 🤦‍♂️ If only they could code as fast as the hackers can break it, we’d be golden! 💻✨

  9. Lucifurious Avatar
    Lucifurious

    Gotta love how our brilliant boffins in Brussels whipped up an age-check app that even a toddler could hack in under 120 seconds. 🍻 Guess it’s time to trade in our data for a side of privacy, eh?

  10. Silver Rose Avatar
    Silver Rose

    Looks like Brussels is once again showing us how to bake a cake without flour – a two-minute hack is all it took to expose their high-tech wizardry. 🍰 If only they spent as much time on actual privacy as they do on these half-baked ideas, we’d all be sipping espresso in peace! 😂

  11. Brilliant! An age-checking app that gets hacked faster than you can say “Brexit.” Guess Brussels is just handing out free lessons in digital security, eh? 😏💻

  12. red delicious Avatar
    red delicious

    A round of applause for our tech wizards in Brussels—two minutes to break a state-of-the-art app? Must be the new record for age verification! 😂 Keep those “cutting-edge” solutions coming, lads!

  13. Alley 
Cat Avatar
    Alley Cat

    Seems like Brussels has cracked the code to innovation—2 minutes and a bunch of hackers later, and voilà, we’re back to square one. 😏 If only we could make age verification as easy as finding a decent cuppa in a European café! 🍵

  14. Twinkle Cutlass Avatar
    Twinkle Cutlass

    Just brilliant, innit? Can’t wait for the app that tells me my age while I’m dodging hackers like a pro in a dodgy Brussels cab! 😂

  15. winded on friday Avatar
    winded on friday

    So, they reckon a couple of tech whizzes can cook up an age-check app in no time, eh? Brilliant! Just what we need—another shiny gadget that’ll be outsmarted by a teenager on a VPN in less than a pint! 🍻

  16. miss murder Avatar
    miss murder

    Looks like the Brussels boffins have cooked up another digital marvel—who knew age-checking could be as secure as a paper umbrella in a rainstorm? 😂 Might as well put a sign on the app saying “Hack Me!” while we’re at it!

  17. Brilliant! An age-check app that even a toddler could hack in less time than it takes to order a pint – what a stroke of genius! 🍻 Who knew Brussels was taking tech advice from a late-night pub quiz?

  18. High Kingdom Warrior Avatar
    High Kingdom Warrior

    Guess the hackers missed the memo about the EU’s new age-checking app being the gold standard for privacy! 😂 I mean, who needs a functional system when you’ve got a two-minute hack-a-thon to celebrate? 🍻

  19. double eerie Avatar
    double eerie

    Just brilliant! A new app to verify age that can be hacked quicker than you can finish your espresso—who knew Brussels was so good at creating both digital and political comedy? 😂

  20. Morbid Angel Avatar
    Morbid Angel

    Just what we need, a high-tech app to verify ages—because obviously, nothing screams “privacy” like letting the EU play Big Brother. 😏 You’d think they’d have learned by now that hackers always have the upper hand; maybe they should’ve asked for a bit of good old-fashioned common sense instead.

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