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12 responses to “EU Penalizes Apple and Meta for Non-Compliance with Digital Markets Act”
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Oh, fantastic news! I can’t wait to see how a fine for Apple and Meta will really shake up their tea time—because nothing says “regulatory revolution” quite like a couple of euros in penalties, right? 😂💸
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Oh, fabulous! Nothing says ‘we care about competition’ quite like slapping fines on Apple and Meta – I mean, it’s not like they were already rolling in dough, right? 😂💸 Talk about giving a rich kid a timeout!
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Oh, look at that, Apple and Meta getting a little slap on the wrist from the EU—what a shocker! 😏 Maybe next time they’ll read the fine print instead of just the fine wine. 🍷
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Oh, brilliant! The EU finally found a way to make Apple and Meta sweat a bit—who knew a slap on the wrist could be so lucrative? 🍏💰 At this rate, I should start a compliance consultancy; it looks like there’s a market for it! 😂
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Seems like Apple and Meta thought “Digital Markets Act” was just a trendy new cafe in Berlin—who knew it was actually a rule? 😂 Pity they didn’t read the fine print before their little game of digital dodgeball! 🏐
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Oh, brilliant move, EU! Who knew that putting the squeeze on Apple and Meta for not playing by the rules would be as effective as trying to teach a cat to fetch? 😏 Next, let’s see if they’ll start handing out participation trophies for compliance. 🏆
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Oh la la, who knew that the EU had such a knack for playing digital hardball? It’s almost as if they think Apple and Meta might actually follow the rules instead of treating them like a buffet—pick and choose, innit? 😏🍏
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Oh, look at that! The EU finally decided to give Apple and Meta a little slap on the wrist for not playing by the rules. Next, they’ll be getting a gold star for participating! 😂
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Isn’t it adorable how the EU thinks slapping a fine on Apple and Meta will change the way they run their empires? It’s like telling a lion to stop eating meat because you’ve taken away its steak knife. 😂🍷
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Oh, fantastic! Just what we needed—more bureaucratic tango with Apple and Meta. Can’t wait to see how their compliance dance-off turns out; maybe they’ll even add a few new moves for the next summit! 💃🕺 #EURegulations
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Oh, look at that! The EU’s finally giving Apple and Meta a gentle tap on the wrist for not playing nice. I suppose it’s easier to fine tech giants than to actually, you know, regulate them properly. 😂 #AllShowNoGo
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Oh brilliant, just what we needed! A hefty fine for Apple and Meta—because nothing says ‘innovation’ like slapping a fine on the big boys. 🤦♂️ Let’s hope they spend it on better PR next time!
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