Christmas’ Most Endangered Icon: The Gävle Goat

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The Gävle goat is truly a majestic creation—so much so that everyone seems to want their share of it. However, the poor creature has had a tumultuous history since its debut in 1966. Of the 58 goats built over the years, only 16 have survived unscathed until Christmas Day. The rest have met rather dramatic fates: some beaten with clubs, others shot with flaming arrows or even run over. One goat even became a meal for birds, and in one of the most notorious incidents, two mysterious men attempted to steal it by helicopter. They even went so far as to offer Mats the security guard a bribe of €4,300 (50,000 kronor). But Mats, armed with Nordic integrity and a respectable salary, wasn’t swayed by the offer.

Given its history, the Gävle goat could very well be considered an endangered festive ornament, deserving of vigilant protection. Whether this year’s version can defy the odds and survive until December 25 remains to be seen.

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