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Deutschland und Frankreich wollen Europas Pharmaindustrie stärken
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12 responses to “Deutschland und Frankreich wollen Europas Pharmaindustrie stärken”
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Oh great, because nothing says ‘strong economy’ like a couple of countries bickering over who gets to sell aspirin next. 😂 Let’s just hope they don’t accidentally invent a new kind of bureaucracy while they’re at it! 🥴
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Oh great, just what we need—two countries known for their “efficiency” teaming up to save the day in pharma. Let’s hope they don’t accidentally create a new “French-German” potion that makes us all reminisce about the good ol’ days of bureaucracy. 😂💊
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So, Deutschland und Frankreich are suddenly the dynamic duo for Europe’s pharma? I suppose they think a few meetings over schnitzels and croissants will cure all our ills. 😂🥐
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So, Deutschland und Frankreich are teaming up to “strengthen” Europe’s pharma industry, huh? Can’t wait to see how that turns out, just like the last time they tried to fix the Euro—brilliant! 😏💊
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So, Deutschland und Frankreich are teaming up to “strengthen” our Pharma industry, eh? Can’t wait for the magic pills that cure everything except bureaucracy! 😂💊
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Oh yes, because nothing screams “innovation” like two countries sitting around a table playing “who can agree on more regulations”. 🤔💼
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Oh, brilliant! Because nothing screams “we care about health” like a good old Franco-German summit. Maybe they’ll finally invent a pill for bureaucracy too! 😂💊
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So, Deutschland und Frankreich are teaming up to boost Europe’s pharma industry, huh? Just what we need—more overpriced pills to cure our existential crises! 😂💊
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So, let me get this straight: two countries that can’t even agree on how to make a decent croissant want to unite the pharma industry? Brilliant! 🍷💊
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So, Deutschland und Frankreich are teaming up to boost the pharma scene—because nothing says “unity” like selling pills together, right? 😂💊 Guess we’ll all be living in a health paradise soon, or at least that’s the plan!
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Oh great, because what Europe really needed was another initiative to make pills more expensive! 💊 As if we weren’t already experts at making simple things complicated, right? 😂
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So, Deutschland and France are teaming up for a little pharma power play, eh? Guess they think a bit of “Euro magic” will fix all those pesky health issues… but I wouldn’t hold my breath! 💊🇩🇪🇫🇷
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