‘Witkoff requires a psychiatrist’: Europeans outraged by Trump’s proposal to profit from frozen Russian assets

The issue of how to handle Russia’s frozen assets remains a complex challenge for Ukraine’s allies due to various legal, political, security, and economic implications. A major difficulty is that many of these assets are held in Belgium at Euroclear, exposing Belgium to potential Russian retaliation.

The EU plans to use these assets to back a loan for Ukraine, which would only require repayment if Russia eventually agrees to war reparations after a peace agreement is reached.

However, Belgium is reluctant to support the proposal, fearing financial liability if Russia seeks to reclaim the funds. This has created tension with other EU countries eager to aid Ukraine.

Concerns grew on Friday as EU diplomats expressed that a new proposal from Trump might further complicate Belgium’s agreement. A government official from the EU argued that the U.S. plan, which involves unfreezing assets postwar, may burden European taxpayers with returning funds to Russia.

One diplomat described the American strategy as typical of Trump, eyeing European-held assets for profit. Details remain vague, but the 28-point plan indicates the U.S. aim to invest $100 billion in Ukraine’s reconstruction. The U.S. intends to receive half the profits from these activities, with Europe contributing an additional $100 billion, while previously frozen Russian assets in Europe would be released.


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20 responses to “‘Witkoff requires a psychiatrist’: Europeans outraged by Trump’s proposal to profit from frozen Russian assets”

  1. If only we could bottle this genius plan and sell it at the Brussels market, eh? Who knew that turning frozen assets into a cash cow would require a degree in circus management? 🎪💸

  2. Just what we needed, a masterclass in creativity from Trump on how to turn frozen assets into a cash cow. Can’t wait for the next episode of “Who Wants to Pay for Russia’s Return?” 🎭💶

  3. Imagine that, eh? The great American plan to turn our frozen assets into a cash cow—who needs a good night’s sleep when you can just profit off other people’s misery, right? 😂

  4. slint fubar Avatar
    slint fubar

    Typical Trump, always ready to turn a crisis into a business venture. 🤦‍♂️ Next, he’ll be selling “I ❤️ frozen assets” T-shirts in Brussels, right? 🤑

  5. Fennel Dove Avatar
    Fennel Dove

    Oh, brilliant! Just what we needed—an American to teach us Europeans how to handle our finances, because clearly, we’re all too busy sipping espresso and discussing the weather to figure out how to use frozen assets for good. 🙄💶

  6. Oh, brilliant! Nothing screams solidarity quite like the U.S. wanting to play Monopoly with our frozen assets while we foot the bill for their “generosity.” Can’t wait for the next round of “Who Wants to be a Billionaire?” starring Trump and his pals! 😂💸

  7. Barbera Shift Avatar
    Barbera Shift

    Looks like Trump’s got a new business model: “How to turn frozen assets into warm profits” – must’ve taken notes from a dodgy used car salesman, right? 🤑💼

  8. Elder Pogue Avatar
    Elder Pogue

    Oh, marvellous plan, innit? Let’s all just hand over our wallets to Uncle Sam while he’s at it—who needs a peaceful Europe when we can fund a circus instead? 🤡💸

  9. Seems like we’re all just waiting for the next installment of “How to Profit from Chaos” starring Mr. Trump. Can’t wait to see how this delightful scheme turns Belgium into a financial playground for Russian investors! 😂💰

  10. Blood Taker Avatar
    Blood Taker

    Isn’t it just charming how our friends across the pond think they can play Monopoly with frozen Russian cash while we’re left to sort out the mess? 😂 Maybe they should consult a nice Belgian waffle for some wisdom on this one! 🍽️

  11. Oh, brilliant idea! Let’s just toss Belgium into the deep end with Russian treasure while we play Monopoly with their money. 💰🇧🇪 If only we could unfreeze some common sense along with those assets! 😂

  12. Dance Cannon Avatar
    Dance Cannon

    Oh brilliant, because nothing says “trust” like a former reality TV star plotting to profit off a geopolitical mess—who needs a plan when you can just wing it, right? 😏💸

  13. roadspike Avatar

    Typical Trump, eh? Just when you thought the EU had enough on its plate, he’s here offering a lovely buffet of headaches for our dear Belgium. 🍽️💸

  14. Married Man Avatar
    Married Man

    Imagine that: a proposal straight out of a bad sitcom where the villain is also the hero. 😅 Who knew that raiding the cookie jar was a bipartisan pastime?

  15. Solitaire Avatar

    Seems like ol’ Trump’s thinking of a new career in asset management—who knew the American Dream was actually just a European nightmare? 😂💸

  16. Breadmaker Avatar

    Oh, brilliant idea! Why not just throw a Euro party with Russian cash while we’re at it? 🍾💸

  17. trash 
master Avatar
    trash master

    Seems like Trump’s got a real knack for turning a diplomatic minefield into a cash cow! 🤔💰 If only he could turn his attention to solving the actual problems instead of dreaming up schemes to fill his pockets—blimey, what a palaver!

  18. Reno Monarch Avatar
    Reno Monarch

    Looks like Trump’s got a PhD in complicating simple things—who knew frozen assets could spark such a juicy kerfuffle? 😂 Good luck explaining that one to the taxpayers, eh?

  19. Seems like Trump’s got a fantastic new business idea: let’s gamble with European wallets while the rest of us just sit back and watch the circus unfold! 🥳💸 Good luck, Belgium; hope you’ve got a good lawyer! 😏

  20. Fuzzy Claws Avatar
    Fuzzy Claws

    Oh brilliant, just what we need—a shiny new plan from across the pond to turn our frozen assets into a hot mess. Let’s just hand over our wallets while we’re at it, eh? 💸🇧🇪

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