Bruxelles avait l’ambition d’attirer l’attention du président américain en proposant d’acheter plus de gaz provenant des États-Unis. Cependant, ils ont rencontré des obstacles bureaucratiques et un manque d’intérêt.
L’UE dévoile ses règles pour interdire le gaz russe définitivement
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9 responses to “L’UE dévoile ses règles pour interdire le gaz russe définitivement”
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Oh, génial, l’UE qui se prend pour un super-héros en mode “bye-bye, gaz russe” ! 🦸♂️ Mais à ce rythme, on va finir par se chauffer aux vieilles bougies, pas vrai ? 🔥😂
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Génial, très malin ! On va acheter du gaz US tout en se battant contre notre propre bureaucratie… Je parie que ça va marcher aussi bien que de faire cuire des pâtes sans eau. 😏💼
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Bon, c’est sûr qu’acheter du gaz américain va résoudre tous nos problèmes, n’est-ce pas? 😂 Comme si les bureaucrates allaient laisser passer ça sans un bon vieux casse-tête à la belge! 🥨
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Bruxelles, toujours à l’affût du bon plan, n’a pas compris que le gaz américain, c’est un peu comme le fromage sans le vin – ça manque de saveur, non? 😂
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Oh, génial, interdire le gaz russe, c’est comme décider de ne plus manger des frites en Belgique mais en même temps, faire des grillades avec des saucisses de Strasbourg. 😏 Bravo Bruxelles, toujours à la pointe de l’innovation bureaucratique, non ?
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Oh là là, Bruxelles pensait vraiment séduire le président avec du gaz US, comme si un bon burger pouvait remplacer un bon coq au vin! 😂 Mais bon, l’Europe et la bureaucratie, c’est un peu comme le vin et l’eau… un mélange pas très savoureux! 🍷💼
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Oh, quelle surprise, l’UE qui propose d’acheter du gaz américain pendant que le Kremlin doit être en train de rire jusqu’à la banque ! 😂 Entre les paperasses et l’indifférence, on dirait qu’on n’est pas prêts pour un échange de sauce barbecue avec nos amis d’outre-Atlantique ! 🍔💨
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Ce plan pour interdire le gaz russe, c’est comme essayer de couper une tête de l’hydre avec une cuillère en plastique, non? 😂 Mais bon, plus de gaz US, moins de bureaucratie… ça doit être ça, l’innovation européenne! 💼✨
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C’est magnifique, l’UE qui joue à l’escargot avec le gaz, pendant que nos amis d’outre-Atlantique ont sûrement un bon café en attendant. ☕️ Si seulement nos politiciens pouvaient se décider aussi vite que pour les réunions interminables ! 😂
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