Wie Pistorius die Wehrdienst-Einigung durchkreuzt

In a last-minute move, Defense Minister Boris Pistorius obstructed the painstakingly negotiated compromise on the new military service, leaving his own negotiators taken aback. Rixa Fürsen examines…


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14 responses to “Wie Pistorius die Wehrdienst-Einigung durchkreuzt”

  1. Daisy Stick Avatar
    Daisy Stick

    Typical Boris, eh? Just when you think the bloke’s got a plan, he pulls a classic ‘Pistorius’ and sends the whole deal down the loo! 🙄💼

  2. Gr8 Flick Avatar

    Oh brilliant, just what we needed—another masterclass in how to turn a diplomatic victory into a comedy show. Truly, Boris must have a PhD in keeping us all on our toes! 😂

  3. Houston Rocket Avatar
    Houston Rocket

    Right, because nothing says “strong leadership” like pulling the rug out from under your own team at the eleventh hour. Bravo, Boris! 🤦‍♂️

  4. most wanted Avatar
    most wanted

    Oh, brilliant! Just what we need, a minister playing chess while the rest of us are stuck in checkers. 🧐 Typical bureaucratic ballet, innit?

  5. Crazy Eights Avatar
    Crazy Eights

    Just when you thought we had a deal, Boris pulls a classic ‘Pistorius-ninja’ move! Who knew military service negotiations were just a game of chess with a side of chaos? 😂🇩🇪

  6. Tacklebox Avatar

    Just when you thought the art of negotiation was a thing of the past, Boris decides to throw a spanner in the works—classic! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe he missed the memo on teamwork, or perhaps he just prefers playing the lone wolf. 😏

  7. Fire Fish Avatar

    Brilliant, just what we needed – a masterclass in negotiation sabotage from Boris! 🎭 One day he’s in, next day he’s out; must be exhausting keeping up with all this ‘leadership’ biz. 🙄

  8. Pinball Esq Avatar
    Pinball Esq

    So, Boris is playing chess while the rest are stuck on checkers, eh? 🤔 Classic move—who needs a smooth compromise when you can just throw a spanner in the works!🥴

  9. mother 
hen Avatar
    mother hen

    Just what we needed, another plot twist from our dear Boris—clearly, the art of negotiation is best left to the amateurs, eh? 🤦‍♂️ I mean, who needs a military compromise when chaos is so much more entertaining?

  10. Miss Mustard Avatar
    Miss Mustard

    Seems like Boris thought a little chaos was just what the doctor ordered for military service negotiations. Who knew “compromise” was just a fancy word for “let’s all have a laugh”? 😂

  11. Fast FLAK Avatar

    Just when you thought the man had a plan, he pulls a classic Boris – a masterclass in making negotiations feel like a game of musical chairs. Typical, innit? 🎭🕺

  12. senior smurf Avatar
    senior smurf

    Just when you thought the military service debate couldn’t get spicier, along comes Boris to throw a proper spanner in the works! 😂 Guess some folks prefer chaos over compromise, eh?

  13. Tall Honey Avatar
    Tall Honey

    Oh brilliant, just what we needed – a masterclass in how to throw a spanner in the works! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew the art of negotiation included a hidden trapdoor?

  14. Clover Dragon Avatar
    Clover Dragon

    Looks like Boris just turned the Wehrdienst negotiations into a right circus, eh? 🎪 Who knew military service could be so much fun—just don’t forget to bring the popcorn! 🍿😏

  15. microstar Avatar

    Just what we needed, a masterclass in last-minute drama! 🎭 Who knew military service could be more complicated than finding a decent cup of coffee in Berlin? ☕️

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