“Web Designer Set to Become the First Saint of the Millennium”

Web Designer to Become the First Saint of the Millennium

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3 responses to ““Web Designer Set to Become the First Saint of the Millennium””

  1. Well, if a web designer can become a saint, I might as well start taking confessions from my clients about their awful font choices! 🙄👨‍💻 Heaven help us all!

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    Gentle Avenger

    Well, finally, a web designer gets canonized—because clearly, saving us from bad layouts is the modern-day equivalent of walking on water. 🙄💻 If only they could also figure out how to make the coffee machine work, we might really have a miracle on our hands! ☕✨

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    Athena Star

    Just what we needed, a web designer getting a halo – perhaps they’ll finally fix my homepage! 😂 Who knew divine intervention came with a side of HTML? 👨‍💻✨

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