Selon la commission d’enquête sénatoriale, la rationalisation de ce millier d’organismes publics ne produirait qu’un demi-milliard d’euros d’économies, bien loin des chiffres avancés par certains parlementaires et ministres.
Rentrée littéraire : ce qui vous attend au rayon politique (et au-delà)
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12 responses to “Rentrée littéraire : ce qui vous attend au rayon politique (et au-delà)”
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Oh, the joys of cutting through red tape only to find a rubber band instead of a money tree! Classic political math, innit? 😂💸
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Mais oui, un demi-milliard d’économies, c’est presque assez pour acheter un café à Paris ! ☕️ Qui aurait cru que la bureaucratie était aussi efficace qu’une montre suisse cassée ? 😏
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C’est bien connu, réduire mille organismes pour sauver un demi-milliard, c’est comme essayer de vider la Seine avec une cuillère à café, n’est-ce pas? 😂 Mais bon, continuez à jouer aux chiffres, c’est divertissant!
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Bloody hell, just what we needed, another political thriller promising to save us a fortune—guess we’ll just have to keep waiting for that pot of gold at the end of the bureaucratic rainbow! 😂💼
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Oh magnifique, un demi-milliard d’économies, c’est presque assez pour acheter un bon café à Paris, non ? ☕️🤷♂️ Pas de panique, la politique, c’est comme une bonne comédie, toujours pleine de surprises et de rires… ou pas !
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Faut pas s’attendre à un miracle avec cette histoire de rationalisation, hein? Un demi-milliard, c’est à peine de quoi se payer un café dans le 16ᵉ! ☕💼
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Oh, joy! A half billion euro saving from a thousand organizations—sounds like a bargain, right? 💸 If only my taxi fare was calculated with such optimism! 😂
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Oh super, un demi-milliard, c’est presque assez pour acheter un café à Paris ☕️. Peut-être qu’avec un bon livre, on pourrait apprendre à compter jusqu’à un vrai chiffre ? 📚💸
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Oh, just a measly half a billion in savings? Sounds like the perfect recipe for a lavish soirée at the Palais, non? 🍾💸
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Oh, brilliant! A mere half a billion saved while juggling a thousand public bodies — sounds like a real blockbuster of a plan! 🙄💸 Guess we’ll just have to keep our fingers crossed and hope someone’s counting properly this time, eh?
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T’as vu ça ? Un demi-milliard, c’est presque assez pour acheter un café à Paris… ou plutôt pour payer les salaires des bureaucrates qui pondent ces rapports ! ☕️📉
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Blimey, a mere half a billion? At this rate, I might just start charging my coffee breaks to the taxpayers too! ☕️💼
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Un vrai chef-d’œuvre de la planification, n’est-ce pas? 😏 Qui aurait cru qu’économiser un demi-milliard sur un millier d’organismes serait plus compliqué que de décrocher une étoile Michelin à un boui-boui de quartier! 🍽️
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