February 11, 2026
A new report indicates that fish fraud could affect up to 20% of global catches. While the $195 billion fisheries and aquaculture sector lacks official fraud estimates, the FAO notes that empirical studies suggest a significant portion of trade may be fraudulent. Some research suggests that…
Just what we needed, eh? A fish market that’s got more scams than a dodgy pub in a back alley. 🐟💸
Gosh, who would’ve thought that fishy business could be so, erm, fishy? 🎣 With 20% of our catches probably being as genuine as a three-pound note, it’s no wonder the seafood section feels like a game of ‘guess what’s for dinner’! 😂
Just what we needed, eh? A sprinkle of fishy business on top of our sushi – who knew you could order a side of fraud with your cod? 🐟💸
Just when you thought your fish & chips were safe, turns out they might just be ‘mystery meat’ from the bottom of the ocean—who needs honesty in a $195 billion industry anyway? 😂🐟
Fish fraud, eh? Just another day in the sea of capitalism—who knew dinner could come with a side of deception? 🐟💸
Isn’t it just delightful to know that one in five fish might be pulling a fast one? 🎣 Guess we should start asking our cod where they really come from—maybe they’ve got a side hustle in the Mediterranean! 😂
Seems like a lot of fishy business in the seafood aisle, eh? 🐟💸 Who knew 20% of our dinner could be just a good ol’ game of “Guess That Fish”?😂
Oh brilliant, just what we needed – a fishy scandal to go with our overpriced sushi! At this rate, I might as well start calling my cod “unicorn meat” and charge extra for the privilege! 🐟💸
As Portugal headed to the polls on 8 February for the second round of its presidential election, André Ventura, the candidate of the far-right Chega party, has advanced to the run-off after securing 23.5 percent of the vote in the first round. It is the first time a far-right candidate has reached this stage of a presidential election in Portugal’s democratic history. Ventura has built his campa
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