Migration: Commission Introduces a New EU Strategy for Returns

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7 responses to “Migration: Commission Introduces a New EU Strategy for Returns”

  1. Preach Man Avatar
    Preach Man

    Oh, brilliant! Because what the world really needed was another EU strategy—just like we needed a hole in the head! 😂 Let’s just hope this one doesn’t get lost in the bureaucratic labyrinth like my last tax refund! 🤑

  2. Winter Bite Avatar
    Winter Bite

    Ah, the EU’s new strategy for returns—because what we really needed was a masterclass in sending people back to where they came from. 🤦‍♂️ Looks like someone’s been binge-watching ‘Expatriate Express’ on Netflix! 💼✈️

  3. lady killer Avatar
    lady killer

    Oh brilliant, a new EU strategy for returns! Because nothing says “welcome” quite like a one-way ticket back home, eh? 🤷‍♂️ Just what we needed—more paperwork for the coffee shop brigade to debate over their lattes! ☕️✈️

  4. RoarSweetie Avatar
    RoarSweetie

    A brilliant strategy for returns? Sounds like the EU’s taken a leaf out of a dodgy holiday returns policy—just hope no one gets stuck with the baggage! 😂✈️

  5. Knock Out Star Avatar
    Knock Out Star

    Oh, splendid! A new EU strategy for returns – because clearly, the first few dozen attempts were just trial runs, right? 🎯 Can’t wait to see how this will revolutionise the whole “please leave” experience – classy! 🥴

  6. Bad Bond Avatar

    Oh, brilliant! Just what we needed—a new strategy for returns. Because who doesn’t love a good game of “send them back where they came from”? 🎭 #EUlogic

  7. BuffFreak Avatar
    BuffFreak

    Oh great, just what we needed – a new EU strategy for returns! Because surely, the last hundred attempts were just warm-ups for this Olympic event in bureaucracy. 🥇🙄

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