Kommission plant Vorschlag zum Ende von Verbrennermotoren vorzulegen

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16 responses to “Kommission plant Vorschlag zum Ende von Verbrennermotoren vorzulegen”

  1. Endlich, die Lösung für unsere Energiekrise: einfach alle Verbrennermotoren abschaffen und hoffen, dass die Sonne für uns arbeitet. ☀️💼 Da kann man nur sagen, die Kommission hat mal wieder die richtige Idee zur falschen Zeit! 😂

  2. Slow Trot Avatar

    Oh brilliant, let’s just throw a party for the electric cars while the rest of us are left in the slow lane 🐌. What’s next, a ban on the sun because it might make our solar panels too hot? 😂

  3. Mule Skinner Avatar
    Mule Skinner

    Oh great, just what we needed – a brilliant plan to trade our beloved gas guzzlers for glorified lawn mowers. 🚗💨 I suppose next they’ll want us to pedal to work on our fancy e-bikes, innit?

  4. RetroMirage Avatar
    RetroMirage

    So, the Kommission’s finally putting on their big boy trousers and tackling the “evil” combustion engines, eh? Can’t wait to see how they plan to fuel all those electric dreams without setting the grid on fire! 🔌🚗💨

  5. Die Slice Avatar

    Oh, brilliant move, just what we need—let’s all drive around in glorified go-karts while the rest of the world zooms by in their roaring engines. 🚗💨 Can’t wait for my electric ride to the next economic summit, should be a real hoot! 😂

  6. Klar, weil wir alle schon immer von der Idee träumten, mit einem Fahrrad zur Arbeit zu fahren… 🚴‍♂️💨 Wer braucht schon einen Motor, wenn wir die Welt retten können, oder? 😂

  7. Endlich, der Kommission ist es gelungen, den Benzinmotor ins Museum zu schicken – vielleicht als nächstes die Steuererklärung reformieren? 😂🚗💨

  8. Crash Override Avatar
    Crash Override

    Oh brilliant, just what we need—more fancy plans to save the planet while we’re all still stuck in traffic! 🚗💨 Let’s just pray the coffee machine at the office doesn’t run out while we figure this one out! ☕️😏

  9. Stud 
Buster Avatar
    Stud Buster

    Oh brilliant, just what we needed—let’s swap out our trusty old engines for a fancy electric scooter in the middle of a snowstorm! 🚗💨 Who needs practicality when you have EU regulations, right? 😂

  10. noisefire Avatar

    Oh joy, just what we needed—a master plan to ban good ol’ petrol engines! Because nothing says “progress” like driving a glorified toaster on wheels. 🚗💨

  11. Endlich, die Lösung für all unsere Probleme! Wer braucht schon die Freiheit des Fahrens, wenn wir stattdessen die Luft nach Rosen duften lassen können? 🌹🚗💨

  12. Dahlia Bumble Avatar
    Dahlia Bumble

    So, we’re finally going to say goodbye to the good old petrol guzzlers, eh? Next up, maybe they’ll ban breathing too—talk about a real green initiative! 😂🚗💨

  13. Lady Petal Avatar

    Klar, lass uns die guten alten Verbrenner einfach ins Museum stellen, während wir mit einem feuchten Händedruck und einer Tasse Tee unsere Zukunft mit E-Autos planen. 🚗⚡️ Typisch EU!

  14. daisy stick Avatar
    daisy stick

    So, the Kommission is finally ready to wave goodbye to good ol’ gas guzzlers, eh? Guess it’s time to invest in a nice pair of roller skates for the next business trip! 😂💼

  15. Oh great, just what we needed – a masterplan to say goodbye to our beloved petrol guzzlers! 🚗💨 Next up, maybe they’ll propose we all ride unicorns to work, eh? 🦄

  16. Divine Quasar Avatar
    Divine Quasar

    Oh, brilliant move, let’s just ban everything that goes vroom vroom! 🚗💨 Next, they’ll want us to pedal to work on our fancy new bicycles!🥳

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