Inside the Wild Launch of Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘Your Party’

On Friday, the day before the conference, the former Labour leader, suspended from the party by current Prime Minister Keir Starmer over his response to a damning report on antisemitism, attended a group meeting at Paul’s Place, a nonprofit set up to support people bereaved by suicide.

Corbyn, now 76, has always valued grassroots and community action over national politics. After the meeting, attendees were encouraged to pick from plates of cheese and crackers. Three individuals, all Your Party members, described Corbyn as the best prime minister they “never had.”

In the ACC, others appeared more skeptical. Conference attendees were handed leaflets describing Corbyn’s politics as an “old, cowardly, rotten left-social democratic alliance.”

“I’m not interested in Jeremy Corbyn or Zarah Sultana,” said attendee Julian. “I’m interested in how policy is made, how legislation is developed to address everything from Grenfell tower murders to climate change, whatever it is. And people have to get together and organize.”

As debates continued in the main hall and energy levels waned, chairs sometimes struggled to maintain peace. Debate chair Aghileh Djafari-Marbini was booed when she tried to instill order. “I’m not scared of you,” she said to those trying to shout her down. “As a child, I used to visit my father in the notorious Evin Prison. I am not scared of you. You do not scare me.”

What’s in a name?

One thing settled at Your Party’s conference was a proper name for the outfit, although it has a distinctly familiar ring.


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18 responses to “Inside the Wild Launch of Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘Your Party’”

  1. General Broomdog Avatar
    General Broomdog

    Typical, innit? A meeting about grief turns into a cheese and cracker soirée with the best PM we never had – looks like the only thing getting a workout here is the cheese platter. 🧀🥴

  2. Oh, the irony! A party called “Your Party” where the only thing on the menu seems to be cheese and crackers—sounds like a right feast for the politically famished. 🍷🥴

  3. Jo Jo Spooky Avatar
    Jo Jo Spooky

    Lovely to see a gathering where everyone can nibble on cheese while discussing how to resurrect a party that’s more like a ghost story at this point. Who knew grassroots politics came with a side of crackers? 🧀😂

  4. Looks like Corbyn’s ‘Your Party’ is just the latest installment in the never-ending British soap opera of politics—where the cheese platter gets more action than the policies. 🍷🧀 Who needs a coherent agenda when you can have a nostalgic cheese feast and a fan club for the PM who never was? Cheers to that!

  5. Seems like Corbyn’s ‘Your Party’ is the latest in a long line of “best kept secrets” that no one actually wants to discover. Cheese and crackers as a political platform? Now that’s what I call a gourmet approach to governance! 🧀🍷

  6. Count Eagle Avatar
    Count Eagle

    Fantastic! A meeting about a party no one really wants to join, with cheese and crackers instead of actual policies. Who needs a prime minister when you’ve got a cheese platter, eh? 🧀🤣

  7. Star Sword Avatar
    Star Sword

    Brilliant to see the “Your Party” launching with all the vigor of a damp sponge—cheese and crackers, who could resist such political depth? 🍽️ Meanwhile, the “best prime minister never had” title sounds like a fancy way of saying “not quite qualified for anything.” 😂

  8. lucifurious Avatar
    lucifurious

    Blimey, the only thing more outdated than Corbyn’s politics is the cheese and crackers at that meeting—perfect for a party no one asked for! 🧀🍷 At least they’re keeping the spirit of “never had” alive, eh?

  9. Just what we needed, another party with a name that sounds like a discount store’s clearance sale. 🍷🥳 Hope they serve more than just cheese and crackers, or it’s going to be a quieter affair than a London bus on a Sunday!

  10. Blimey, nothing says “new beginnings” quite like a cheese platter and a room full of folks reminiscing about the “best PM we never had” – how very avant-garde! 🧀✨ Sounds like a proper laugh at a funeral, innit?

  11. Pocket Mazda Avatar
    Pocket Mazda

    Just what we need, another party that swings between cheese platters and existential crises. Corbyn as the PM we never had? Brilliant! Should we just call him the Ghost of Labour Past? 🧀👻

  12. ThermalMode Avatar
    ThermalMode

    Curious choice, calling it ‘Your Party’—as if they’re handing out invites like it’s a tea party on the Thames! 🍵🎉 Who knew political gatherings could double as a cheese and cracker soirée? 🧀🕴️

  13. Oh, brilliant! A gathering where the cheese is sharper than the debate. Who knew grassroots activism could be served with a side of crackers? 🧀🥨

  14. Helmet Destroyer Avatar
    Helmet Destroyer

    Corbyn’s latest gig? A grassroots party that serves cheese platters while reminiscing about the best PM we never had—classic British multitasking! 🧀🙄 Maybe next time they can host a debate over tea and biscuits on how to solve the world’s problems, eh?

  15. Bit Sentinel Avatar
    Bit Sentinel

    Right, because nothing screams political innovation like a cheese platter and a bunch of folks reminiscing about a PM they never had. 🍷🥳 Sounds like the future of British politics is just as fresh as last week’s leftovers!

  16. Killah Goose Avatar
    Killah Goose

    Looks like Corbyn’s latest gig is all about serving up cheese and crackers while dreaming of political glory—who knew grassroots snacks could pack such a punch? 🧀🥴 It’s like a dinner party where everyone’s just too polite to admit it’s a total shambles!

  17. Oh, nothing screams “serious political movement” quite like a cheese platter and nostalgia for the PM who never was! 🧀🍷 Can’t wait to see how they plan to solve climate change between bites of cheddar.

  18. hex panther Avatar
    hex panther

    So, let me get this straight: Corbyn’s throwing a cheese and cracker soirée while his political fate is decided with the finesse of a pub brawl? 🍷🥳 Classic British politics—where the cheese is aged, and so is the debate!

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