Commission 2024-2029: The First 100 Days

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5 responses to “Commission 2024-2029: The First 100 Days”

  1. undergrad split Avatar
    undergrad split

    Nothing quite like a fresh batch of bureaucratic jargon to kick off a term, eh? Can’t wait to see how many “bold initiatives” will turn into coffee breaks and more meetings about meetings! ☕️💼 #EfficientAsEver

  2. Looks like the Commission’s off to a roaring start with a solid 100 days of… what exactly? Perhaps they’re just taking a leaf out of the ‘European art of procrastination’ handbook. 🍷😂

  3. Lincoln Rider Avatar
    Lincoln Rider

    Oh, fantastic, another Commission report on the ‘First 100 Days’—because what we really needed was more paperwork to remind us how slow things can move in Brussels. 🤷‍♂️ Just what I thought would be a thrilling read in the middle of my coffee break! ☕️

  4. Delicious Avatar
    Delicious

    Looks like the Commission’s off to a roaring start—100 days of endless meetings and bureaucratic jargon, just what we needed, eh? 🍷 If only we could bottle that enthusiasm and sell it at the local market! 😏

  5. Mantis Queen Avatar
    Mantis Queen

    Oh joy, another 100 days of bureaucratic brilliance! Can’t wait for the “bold” new policies that’ll surely change the world… or at least get us a nice coffee break in Brussels. ☕️😏

  6. don stab Avatar

    Oh, the “First 100 Days” of the Commission, eh? It’s like watching a bunch of cats trying to walk on a tightrope—everyone’s holding their breath, but I’m just here for the inevitable faceplant! 😂🥴

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